The Jay Graves Report

OU head coach Lincoln Riley downplayin’ gettin’ blasted by Ohio State last year! “It Was Real Bruh”

This actually happened in Norman last year bruh! Stop actin' like it didn't." Photo: Sports Illustrated

Everybody and their baby’s momma will have their eyes on Columbus, Ohio this comin’ Saturday at 7:30pm. The Oklahoma Sooners roll into town after gettin’ the dog snot beat out of them last year at the crib by the Buckeyes. Urban Meyer and Co. showed up in Norman and put up 45 points on a boy holdin’ the Sooners to a mere 24.

When asked about the revenge factor new OU head coach Lincoln Riley tried to act like it ain’t what it is, “I don’t think we’ll talk much about the game last year. I told somebody this morning that I don’t think that has much of an effect on it. I think regardless of how the game turned out last year, regardless of who won or lost, this is one of those games that both teams are going to be excited to play. It’s going to be a great college football environment, two good football teams going at it.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He can keep actin’ like it ain’t what it is all he wants. Every dun that suited up for OU last year and every dun that has set foot in that locker room since knows that they got blasted on national television with Big Momma watchin’.

They had to show up on Monday to class with boyz pointin’ and starin’. They played with a huge bolder on their shoulders for the remainder of the season bruh. That’s why they’re 11-0 since gettin’ beat down at the crib. Media 101 says, “Don’t stand up in front of a boy and say something just to be sayin’ it, especially when you don’t believe that foolishness.”

Everybody with an Oklahoma zip and area code is thinkin’ about that draggin’ they took at the hands of Ohio State, includin’ the players. So put it on the table and deal with the reality of it before you get to Columbus and get it all over again.

You have to deal in reality in order to get over the foolishness in your head. It’s definitely goin’ to be a great atmosphere leadin’ up the game but will it live up to the hype? We shall see and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!