Well playas…New York Knicks fans are once again sitting on the stoop looking crazy because, well… they’re Knicks fans. Like I always say, at some point you gotta just get you another team. It makes no sense to keep trying to love a dun that refuses to love you back. Why continue to keep blowing her kisses and sending her cards and letters showing your enduring love when she keeps throwing it in the garbage? It makes no sense!!!
Sitting in the cut watching the carnage take place year after year since the mid 1970’s has been so much fun to watch. The only fan base that’s been even more fun to watch suffer were the Cubs faithful. However, they’ve been saved for another 50 years after winning the World Series in 2016. Now it’s just New York fans.
The Knicks are the worst ran franchise in all of American professional sports and James Dolan is by far the worst owner breathing. So why this morning, are Knicks fans, including the homie Stephen A. Smith, upset with them for not offering Kevin Durant a max contract?
They refused to offer him a four-year $164 million deal which is the same contract that he agreed to in Brooklyn. Only Golden State, Brooklyn and the Clippers offered him a max deal. However, the Warriors were the only team that could give him $221 million over 5-years.
Knicks fans are really mad this morning because the organization wasn’t crazy enough to offer a dun that can’t play next year $164 million over a four year span. It’s New York bruh!! They don’t have the wiggle room to offer a boy that can’t play at all next year and that has a huge probability of not being the same player EVER again $164 million!!! It’s the KNICKS!!!! Sure, they have the money but not the wiggle room to make that type of gamble.
How many bad moves and bad karma has the Knicks had over the years and you wanted them to offer a dun that may not ever be the same again $164 million. That was the first smart move they’ve made in 30 years because you already know that it would have gone bad had they offered it and he took it.
C’mon bruh!! That’s like driving an old ’78 Cutlass that continues to break down on you and a boy offers to sell you a brand new Mercedes engine to put in it for $30,000. There’s a possibility that it could work but with your luck it won’t. You can’t take the chance of spending that type of money on it. So you settle for a $150 carburetor instead. That’s what they did by signing Julius Randle to a three-year deal worth $63 million. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.