FAR EAST SIDE — With all of the hype leadin’ up to the rivalry game of West Side vs. East Side, No.8 vs. No.1 or just plain ole Ben Davis vs. Warren Central everybody and their baby’s momma expected a battle. Well playas…it was over before it even got started. Warren Central jumped out of the birthday cake and dove on top of Ben Davis right out of the gate and wouldn’t let up. By the time the smoke cleared Warren Central had drug Ben Davis 70-27 and somehow they were generous with that. They could have put up 100.
The young bulls from the FAR EAST SIDE literally sprinted through the defendin’ Class 6A State Champs like wet toilet paper. On the second play from scrimmage the Incomparable David Bell caught a short pass from Jayden George and went 69 yards for the touchdown. The game was literally over at that point.
By the time I could bite into my hot dog good Romeir Elliott, better known on TheJayGravesReport as “Secretariat from THE FAR EAST SIDE,” popped one in from a yard out to make it 14-0. Then everything after that is fuzzy because they were scorin’ at will. All I know is that by the end of the first half both David Bell and Romeir Elliott had put on the clown suit complete with the water spittin’ flower because they were straight clownin’ these boyz. They’d each scored 3 touchdowns apiece in a 49-14 pouncin’ of Ben Davis by halftime. Did I say that already? Just makin’ sure.
I thought that I saw some BD fans lookin’ to turn the lights out over there so they wouldn’t have to finish the game bruh. It was that bad. Warren Central were as dominant as a team could be. They were solid on both sides of the ball and they made very few mistakes.
The Incomparable David Bell literally put on a clinic and undercharged boyz for the show he put on. Ole boy finished with 6 catches for 152 yards and 3 touchdowns makin’ it look effortless. Romeir Elliott did the darn thang again finishin’ with 12 carries for 178 yards and 3 touchdowns. That’s why I call him Secretariat from THE FAR EAST SIDE. Quarterback Jayden George got loose on a boy goin’ 24 of 31 for 349 and 5 touchdowns. Wheredeydodatat? The three headed monster came out of the woods and destroyed everything in it’s path on Friday night.
After watchin’ 5 weeks of games it’s safe to say they WC will be a hard out in 2018. I don’t see anybody slowin’ these cats down. They are just that good. Oh yeah, they just put the rest of the state on notice by hangin’ 70 on Ben Davis. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!