What’s goin’ on down in Stark Vegas bruh? On Wednesday redshirt freshman defensive back John Michael Hankerson was dismissed not only from the program but from Mississippi State itself! Ole boy was arrested for the third time this month!! He’s been charged with 10 felonies, includin’ five counts of armed robbery, three counts of aggravated assault and two counts of kidnappin’. This dun has lost his freakin’ mind!!! So you already know that he’s still bein’ held at the Oktibbeha County jail on $420,000 bond as of Thursday. What does that mean playboy? In hood terminology, it means that “he ain’t NEVER gettin’ out playa!!!”
The dun was arrested back on Dec. 17 for pistol whippin’ four cats and robbin’ them outside an apartment in Starkville. He was accused of pistol whippin’ and robbin’ another cat in an Oct. 29 incident as well. He is charged with armed robbery and aggravated assault in that incident. Dan Mullin threw him off of the team after the initial arrest on Nov. 30 and he was still in town actin’ a fool!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! That dun is Aaron Hernandez all over again!! How in THEE world was he on a college campus let alone on a college football team? Pistol whippin’, robbin’ boyz and kidknappin’ people? Are you kiddin’ me? In Mississippi? Excuse my grammar again playboy, “He ain’t NEVER gettin’ out of jail!” EVER!!!
“We ain’t got no fences here at Camp 8! We don’t need no fences! We got us the gun line! In case you haven’t met this handsome young fella. This here is Hoppin’ Bob! You run a foul to Bob you run a foul to me!” That’s all he’s about to hear for the rest of his LIFE.
The crazy thing about it is that he’s from up my way. He’s from South Bend, Indiana which is only about 45 minutes from The G! You mean nobody told him not to go to Mississippi with that foolishness? Too late now bruh. He’s gonna be sittin’ for a long time and I’m just glad that dun is locked up. He was on his way to pullin’ an Aaron Hernandez for sure. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The caption under the photo is REAL talk today bruh!