CLEVELAND, OH. — The Cleveland Cavaliers were on the brink of elimination down 3-2 to the Boston Celtics enterin’ Game 6 and everybody and their baby’s momma knew what to expect from LeBron: GREATNESS!! When the smoke cleared that Philistine had 46 points, 11 rebounds and 9 assists in 46 minutes in a 109-99 win to force a Game 7 at the Garden. It’s a Po Pimp “Do or Die” situation on Sunday. “Do you wanna ride in the back seat of a Caddy and chop it up with Do or Die?”
Boston pulled up in the Big Body Chevy with Jaylen Brown leanin’ like an school playa. Ole boy jumped out of the whip and went to work on the Cavs scorin’ 15 of the Celtics first 25 points. As a team they were as aggressive as possible scorin’ 14 of their first 23 points in the paint.
Hold on a second dawg, Kevin Love somehow managed to get hurt again as he runs into Jayson Tatum in a head to head collision at the 6:58 mark of the first quarter, left the game and didn’t return.
It wasn’t until the 7:54 mark of the first quarter that the Cavs took their first lead of the night to go up 34-33. Then all of a sudden the Celtics start to fall apart turnin’ the rock over 7 times verses 1 for the Cavs. Cleveland goes on a 20-4 run to jump all over Brad Stevens squad.
Then the Philistine got goin’ and it was down hill from there bruh. He had 17 of his 46 points by the 4:59 mark of the second quarter. He finished the first half with 25 points in 24 minutes!! Wheredeydodatat? Believe it or not his homeboyz came out of the bushes (off of the bench) and scored 20 points in the first half which is something that we haven’t seen in this series. Cleveland outscores Boston 34-18 in the second quarter to get to the break up 54-43.
Al Horford and Jayson Tatum had 2 points between them in the first half. Jaylen Brown (17 points) and Terry Rozier (13 points) were carryin’ the Celtics through the first half but it just didn’t seem to be enough. Why? Because the Philistine was in a groove and could get buckets any kind of way he wanted them.
Ole boy bullied everybody in his way as we’ve seen this foolishness before. This was his seventh 40-point game of this post-season. However, he still needed some help in which he was fortunate enough to get. George Hill finished with 20 points, Jeff Green had 14 and Larry Nance Jr. dropped off 10 on his way to Big Momma’s house.
Well playas…it’s Game 7 in Boston on Sunday night where the Celtics are 10-0 this post-season. That’s a problem for a Cavs team that hasn’t been very consistent in these playoffs. The only consistency they’ve had is LeBron showin’ up every night. However, he can’t beat Boston by himself.
Will George Hill show up? Jeff Green? Nobody ever knows what JR Smith is goin’ to do. Unless the Philistine’s supportin’ cast shows up, Cleveland will be takin’ the “L” on Sunday night. All I know is that I’m gettin’ my popcorn ready right now. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Po Pimp: noun – hit record by the Chicago based rap group Do or Die
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!