CLEVELAND, OH. — William Shakespeare once said, “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.” Winston Churchill broke it down like this, “The price of greatness is responsibility.” Then the big homie, Bob Marley, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.”
Well playas…LeBron James fits all of that criteria. Greatness was thrust upon him at age 16 when boyz put him on the cover of Sports Illustrated and deemed him “The Chosen One.” He answered the bell and all of the hype that came along with it. He’s been responsible with the fame and fortune that he’s earned over the years. The dun has been in the NBA for 15 seasons and not a speck of foolishness has followed him on or off of the court and most importantly, he’s been able to affect those (teammates and fans) around him positively.
Okay bruh, the dun is literally one game away from goin’ to his 8th straight NBA Finals and he wasn’t even supposed to get out of the first round. The Cleveland Cavaliers are a complete train wreck without him. He’s literally draggin’ these boyz through the playoffs and the haters are sittin’ around waitin’ on him to lose games he’s supposed to lose.
What thrusts him into the category of All-Time Greatness is the fact that fans have become irrational in their expectations of him. He’s so good that duns expect for him to beat teams by himself because he keeps defyin’ logic. The haters know that he’s out manned and out matched in these series because he’s not on the best team. However, they sit and wish for him to lose but he keeps on winnin’.
The Pacers were a far better team than the Cavs were and he did them in 7 games literally by himself. Then he led the Cavs to a sweep of the No.1 seed in the East with duns wrapped around him throat. Now he’s drivin’ the freakin’ bus to Boston on Sunday to play in a Game 7 when they logically shouldn’t even be there. But again, the haters are waitin’ for him to lose when all logic says that he should lose. It’s crazy!
Boston is a far better team than Cleveland but the only reason they’re in a Po Pimp “Do or Die” situation is because of that Philistine!! He’s had seven 40-point games in this post-season alone includin’ 46 points, 11 rebounds and 9 assists in 46 minutes in Game 6. He played all but two minutes bruh and will probably have to play all 48 on Sunday. That’s NUTS!!!
However, I had a college educated corporate professional tell me that the Celtics have exposed LeBron. He kept bringin’ up the fact that ole boy committed 7 turnovers in Game 4 when he scored 44 points and won the game!!! That’s called a rational thinker turnin’ into a bonafide hater. THEY WON THE GAME!!!
Boston is 10-0 at the crib this post-season so they should win Game 7. There is no logical reason why they shouldn’t win. They’re at the crib and they are the better team. Anybody that has been followin’ the NBA for more than two days knows that the BEST team always wins a 7 game series. Well…until LeBron started showin’ up. Then all logic went out of the window.
He’s been doin’ the impossible for years and boyz wanna act like they haven’t seen this foolishness before. Remember when he drug the Cavs to the Finals in 2015 without Kevin Love and he only had Kyrie for Game 1 of the Finals the entire playoff run? The Cavs lost Game 1 in overtime because Kyrie went down in regulation and they won both Games 2 and 3 and had Golden State on the ropes. LeBron literally ran out of gas and they loss that championship. However, the dun wasn’t even supposed to be there. Therefore, rational thinkin’ human beings become haters that rejoice in him losin’ a title he wasn’t supposed to win in the first place.
The followin’ year in 2016 he took the Cavs back to the Finals and beat the 73-9 Golden State Warriors for the championship in a CLEVELAND uniform. CLEVELAND!!! Golden State had the best record EVER!!! He’s doin’ the freakin’ impossible and fans forget that this isn’t supposed to be happenin’.
So he’s got a train wreck of a team in a Po Pimp “Do or Die” situation ridin’ in the back seat of a Caddy choppin’ it up in Boston on Sunday and the haters are prayin’ for him to lose a game that he’s not even supposed to be playin’ in.
If you’re still hatin’ on this dude somethin’ is seriously wrong with you. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
4) Po Pimp: noun – hit record by the ’90’s Chicago rap group Do or Die.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!