BANDWAGONVILLE, USA — For the past 8 years everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, have been hatin’ on EVERYTHING LeBron James does, touches or breathes on. After the dun decided to take his talents to South Beach in 2010 he’s been poison. Ninety-percent of cats walkin’ around this piece hate him like he’s stolen their granny’s patent leather purse.
However, on Sunday night for some strange reason that 90 percent dropped to about 10 percent over night because he signed with America’s team, the Los Angeles Lakers. Now boyz are literally runnin’ around this piece hollerin’ King James is the man!! Are you freakin’ kiddin’ me?
He forced all of you suckas to love him even though he knows that your approval of him ain’t worth two dead flies smashed in his eyes. Because so many people are fake Laker fans anyway, now they’ve got to be even faker at least for the next three years anyway and maybe four.
For 8 years he’s been called LeBum, LeFraud, Le-whatever you can fill in etc. Duns have been callin’ him soft, weak and whatever else they could come up with while hatin’ on this man. Then the moment he signs with the Lakers he’s the MAN!!! He’s their boy!! He’s goin’ to get the Lakers back to the mountain top! He just made your tired has been Lakers relevant again and you’ll love him for that forever. Genius move on his part.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If he was a fraud on Friday why isn’t he still a fraud today playa? Him changin’ his professional address doesn’t change his DNA! Playin’ in LA shouldn’t change his ability to hoop all of a sudden! So why are you on his jock now? Because he’s a Laker? Get outta here! And that’s the edited version.
He’s still the same best player on the planet he was on Friday! He’s still the only dun in the history of the NBA to play all five positions and guard all five of them every night for 15 years. He’s still the cat with the highest basketball IQ we’ve ever seen but for some strange reason none of that was visible until he decided to put on some purple and gold? I’m confused.
Now duns like Kobe Bryant suddenly have nice things to say about him? Now Stephen A. Smith has positive things to say about him? Now he’s not so bad of a guy because he’s playin’ for the Lakers? It’s asinine is what it is bruh.
Give that man his props for bein’ the player he is and get off of the Lakers bandwagon. The same clowns that have been hatin’ on him since 2010 are now fillin’ out the Lakers Bandwagon Forms today to get permission to climb aboard. Every arena that I go into this year that will host a visitin’ Lakers team will be full of No.23 jerseys like he’s been their boy since day one. I’ll be lookin’ for all of the two-faced LeBron haters turned lovers this season and will enjoy shakin’ my darn head at them. He just pulled the ultimate gangsta move on you and you didn’t even peep his game. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!