FOOLISHNESSVILLE, CA — Durin’ a recent interview with Fanatics View LaVar Ball re-introduced himself to the world as LaVar Ball. Just in case y’all thought he had good sense he reminded boyz that he’s just as crazy as he was before his son got drafted to the Lakers in 2017. The dun was talkin’ out of the side of his neck like Cameo.
Ole boy conductin’ the interview reminded him of the foolishness he said about bein’ able to beat Jordan one-on-one in his prime. Then he asked him whether he could beat LeBron and his response was just as crazy.
LaVar said out of his own mouth usin’ his own teeth and tongue to articulate this madness, “He too weak. Back in my heyday, can’t nobody hold me. 270 (pounds), benching 500? All I gotta do is back you in, I’ll lift all of them up off their feet.”
When my man asked him if he had some video of the foolishness that he’s talkin’. Ball responds, “Don’t need no video! It’s all up here,” while pointin’ at head. “You want to see me back in my heyday? I was a bad mama jama. My will to win was too hard. One-on-one, I bet on myself all day.”
Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! We all know that LaVar is a dun starvin’ for attention. He just wants to be seen and heard for the sake of bein’ seen and heard bruh. That’s real talk!!
The problem is, he’s gonna get his son shipped out of LA if he keeps actin’ a fool. LeBron isn’t about to put up with sideline foolishness when he’s tryin’ to work. It’s either Lonzo and his crazy daddy or him and since he’s already signed a 4 year deal worth $153.3 million and he’s the greatest player on the planet he’s not goin’ ANYWHERE!!!!
LaVar’s goin’ to cost his son an opportunity of a lifetime to play with the best player walkin’. Magic isn’t crazy!!! Let LaVar continue to act a fool around the Lakers poppin’ off at the mouth and he’ll make the switch at the point guard position. Watch what I’m sayin’ playa.
At some point Ball is goin’ to have to learn how to shut his darn mouth and not that he’s afraid of LeBron. It’s because he’s goin’ to cause too much of a distraction to the team and nobody wants to put up with that for 82 games, trainin’ camp and into the playoffs. Sit in the cut and wait for it. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!