It’s funny to me that everybody’s looking at LaVar Ball like he’s crazy now that he’s back out here doing the rounds on television and radio shows. Everybody and their baby’s momma says that he’s talking crazy and that he needs to go somewhere and sit down. However, most of these same folks that are calling him crazy now ordered some Big Baller Brand Zo-2’s last year.
When he told Nike, Adidas and Reebok to kick rocks and that he would put his brand out without them. I tried to tell you that he was a straight up quack but you told me that he was a genius even though the three largest athletic apparel companies in the world had all of the juice.
When he stood up and said that Lonzo was better than every player in the draft you told me that he was just being confident in his child’s ability to play the game.
When he told you to send him $400 for a pair of sneakers named after a dun that hadn’t taken a shot in the NBA. You told me that he was a visionary. When he pulled LiAngelo (his second oldest son) out of UCLA because he didn’t want him to serve the suspension warranted by his behavior in China. You told me that he was just looking out for his kid’s future.
When he took his 16 year old child (LaMelo) out of high school and sent him with his older brother to freakin’ Lithuania to play basketball with grown men when they couldn’t even speak the language. You told me that it was a smart move because they could get professional experience and that it would prepare them for the NBA.
When he told you that he was going to start an entire professional basketball league with players that couldn’t even get into college or play in Europe. You told me that he was thinking outside of the box.
When he decided to take LaMelo out of the Lithuanian basketball league and send him back to high school. You told me that Lithuania prepared him for this level even though he was hustlin’ backwards.
When he asked the media to pay the prep school that his son now attends in Ohio $3,500 to get 5 minutes worth of highlights. You said that he’s got to get his bread even though LaVar still has your $400 because he’s never sent you the shoes that you ordered a year ago. Since when did you start defending cats that owe you money?
Now that the Lakers had Lonzo on the trading block this week and LaVar has jumped on every TV and radio broadcast imaginable telling boyz that they won’t ever win a title without Lonzo. Better yet, he’s telling folks that his son is far better than LeBron. Now all of a sudden he’s a stark raving maniac jumping out of the birthday cake foaming at the mouth.
He’s not any crazier today than he was when he first threw up in his mouth talking like a mad man. The only thing he’s done that has been genius was to create enough foolish hype around Lonzo to get him drafted No.2 overall by the Lakers before boyz really found out he was a waste of a No.2 pick. Naw bruh, he didn’t just get crazy this week. He’s been crazy and you’ll been crazy for thinking that he wasn’t. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.