The Jay Graves Report

Lane Kiffin’s foolishness may still cost Bama a National Title! “Dullness”

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Mahatma Gandhi once said, “You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” Jimmy Dean gave it to us like this, “I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.” Then Norman Vincent Peale put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “Change your thoughts and you change your world.”

Well playas…change your offensive coordinator a week before the national championship game and you change the potential outcome. A week ago Nick Saban told ole dull Lane Kiffin to kick rocks. Just after they took care of business in the national semifinal against Washington ole Nick had had enough. He went old school after-set DJ on a boy and said, “You ain’t gotta go home but you gotta get the heck outta here!” And that’s the edited version.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Alabama has the best defense we’ve probably ever seen in the history of college football. The numbers don’t lie. They not only defend but they can score points as well.

I saw a stat earlier this week that broke down just how valuable they actually were. If Bama’s offense hadn’t scored a single point all season long the Crimson Tide would have finished the season 6-8!! That’s how good Saban’s defense is pimpin’!

Now that Nick has ole dull Steve Sarkisian callin’ plays tonight that defense is goin’ to have to be magnificent. Why? Because makin’ a change that close to the national championship throws off the rhythm of the offense and there’s no chemistry with the true freshman quarterback, Jalen Hurts.

Yes, I realize that Sark knows the offense because he’s been with the team since October and he’s been sittin’ in all of the offensive game plannin’ meetings. He’s actually been helpin’ to put the game plan together. However, helpin’ to put the game plane together and callin’ the plays on game day are two entirely different animals.

Not only is Alabama’s defense goin’ to have to show up big time but they’re goin’ to have to put up major points to beat a Clemson team that is capable of unloadin’ crazy points. Remember last year’s title game when Bama barely got out of there alive scorin’ 45 points!! Clemson put up 40 and DeShawn Watson put up darn near 500 yards of total offense on these boyz?

Well playa, he’s back!! So changin’ the OC a week before you’ve got to be able to score points ain’t good. There’s only so many points the defense can get you before the offense has to do it’s job and to be honest with you that offense isn’t goin’ to get them.

Therefore, Clemson knocks these boyz off and goes to the crib champions tonight!

Lane Kiffin has alway been dull! He was dull with the Raiders! He was dull when he dipped on Tennessee! And he was dull at USC!! So what made you think that he wasn’t goin’ to be dull at Alabama. He’s so dull that his dullness is about to cost the Crimson Tide a national title. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.

5) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!