The Jay Graves Report

Purdue catches Wisconsin sleepin’ at the light in front of Mackey Arena! “Fiyah!”

"Oh we got this playa!"

Jim Rohn, the author and motivational speaker, once said, “Affirmation without discipline is the beginning of delusion.” George Washington gave it to us like this, “Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak, and esteem to all.” Then Jim Rohn fired back at a boy with, “Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.”

Well playas…the No.20 Purdue Boilermakers played with the discipline of an army as they beat the brakes off of the No.13 Wisconsin Badgers at Mackey Arena on Sunday afternoon. The Badgers rolled into town on a 9 game winnin’ streak and got caught sleepin’ at the light by some duns in black and gold ski masks. The Boilermakers (14-3, 3-1 Big Ten) carjacked these boyz 66-55.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Purdue played the perfect game bruh! First of all, they played hella defense limitin’ the Badgers to only 39 percent shootin’ from the field and a mere 2-14 from downtown!! They destroyed them on the boards out reboundin’ them 34-22!! When I say they caught these duns playin’ the music too loud sittin’ at the light! They caught these duns playin’ the music too loud at the light playa!!!

Caleb Swanigan came out of the driver’s seat on a boy with 18 points and 13 rebounds before they realized that he was up on them. Isaac Haas, the giant, came out of the bushes on a boy with 13 points and 5 rebounds! P.J. Thompson called the shots with 9 points and 4 assists keepin’ the joint movin’.

They were as efficient as you can be on a boy gettin’ in and out like Tupac. They shot 52 percent from the field, 46 percent from behind the arc and 91 percent from the foul line. Did I mention that they were playin’ at the crib? It’s a wonder they didn’t beat the transmission, doors and seats off of them too. They put that fiyah on ‘um!

Like I keep tellin’ you boyz, the Boilermakers are the real deal. Y’all better wake up and smell the toe jam bruh because they’re comin’ for everybody’s sneakers and jewelry this year in the Big Ten. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1)  Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Fiyah: noun – fire, heat

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!