LOS ANGELES, CA. — Last week the Indiana Pacers dropped the homie Lance Stephenson like a worrisome ex-girlfriend. They didn’t want to do it but they had to. The analytics just didn’t work out when they really sat down and looked at it.
The fans loved him, it was excitin’ to see the dun come off of the bench and he would wow the crowd with some type crazy pass or with some air guitar etc.
Now don’t get it twisted bruh, he was goin’ to turn the rock over or hit the beer man square in face at least a couple times per game. He would even sprint down the floor and completely lose control of himself and nose dive out of bounds or somethin’ crazy like that. However, it was great entertainment because the Pacers were a middle of a road team that needed that type of spark and flair to remain fun to watch. It was great!!!
The Pacers shot him down and everybody and their baby’s momma thought that the dun was finished because he didn’t work out anywhere else after he dipped the first time from Indiana to bet on himself. Remember when ole boy went down to Charlotte, then to the Clippers, Memphis, New Orleans and Minnesota in a span of three years and NOBODY could work with him? Indiana was the only organization that boyz had the patience to fool with him.
So the fact that he’s landed in LA is NUTS!!! He just won the freakin’ lottery bruh!!! He’s with the Lakers in LA playin’ with LeBron!!! Now is it goin’ to work? In my old school voice, “Hecky Naw!!! And that’s the edited version!!!
But if you’re in the Lance Stephenson camp who cares!!! NBA contracts are GUARANTEED!!! That dun just made $4.5 million!! Now he’s got another year of life in the NBA to try to come up on another contract. Y’all ain’t payin’ attention bruh. Lance is just tryin’ to eat and stay in the league. Lebron is the one tryin’ to win championships. Let’s keep this thing in perspective. Lance Stephenson is still eatin’ and I’m proud of “The Don Dada” for hittin’ that lick.
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!