Big Momma always said, “Be careful what you ask for because you just might get it!” Kyrie Irving wanted out of Cleveland this past off-season like nobody’s business. Ole boy said that he wanted to be the focal point of a team so he demanded a trade. He was traded to Boston but the big homie Gordon Hayward signed there in free agency too. So he wasn’t goin’ to be the MAN all by himself. However, durin’ openin’ night in Cleveland Big Momma stood up and sang all three verses of the national anthem of “focal points” when Hayward dislocated his ankle and fractured his tibia.
Unfortunately playboy, now you’ve gotten what you were askin’ for. So let’s fast forward to last Friday night in Philly. The dun is walkin’ off of the court and into the visitors locker room and when he gets to the tunnel a 76ers fan shouted “Where’s LeBron?” and this dun shouted back “Suck my #@!#!” What!!?
First of all, what kind of grown man still says that in 2017? That played out with Cross Colours and Dookie Ropes bruh. Nobody says that anymore. Needless to say, on Sunday the NBA threw a $25K fine at that dun so fast that it made his head spin.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Kyrie thought that he was ready to be the man but he isn’t bruh! The man gets heckled every night and it’s far worse than a dun screamin’ “Where’s LeBron?” I can tell you that. When you’re the focal point or the franchise player everybody’s talkin’ crazy to you! EVERYBODY!!! So if he can’t hold it together 5 or 6 games into the season when they really haven’t even started competin’ yet he’s in trouble.
Do you know how many names boyz are about to call him now that they know that he can’t take a boy blastin’ him? Aw it’s about to get stupid!!! But again, he asked for it. So not only are the players about to give him the business by tryin’ to get into his head. The fans are gearin’ up to blast him in every arena. I can’t wait to see this foolishness play out. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!