The Jay Graves Report

DeShone Kizer gets punk’d into apologizin’ for the Browns bein’ the worst franchise in pro sports!

You know they're about to blame you for us bein' horrible right? Photo: ESPN

For the past 48 hours duns up in Cleveland have been divin’ all over quarterback DeShone Kizer for havin’ a social life. Ole boy was out on Friday night early Saturday mornin’ at a downtown Cleveland bar. He popped up on somebody’s Snapchat and the dull media out there ran with it. There were several videos that surfaced and one was even played on Tailgate 19 on WOIO in Cleveland before the game. All it showed was him standin’ in the bar with his hat on backwards chillin’. He wasn’t drunk or out of control or anything like that. Just chillin’.

Now all foolishness breaks loose because the Browns are 0-7 this season. Now everybody wants to dive on this kid for hangin’ out because the Browns are terrible.

Hold on a second dawg, let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! That dun goin’ out on a Friday night isn’t the reason why the Browns are one of the worst franchises in American sports history let alone the NFL. Don’t try to put this foolishness on DeShone Kizer.

They were horrible well before he got there and they will be horrible well after he’s gone. So what are players supposed to do that play for Cleveland? Stay at home and never go out? It’s Friday!! When is he supposed to blow off some steam? I’m just askin’? Yeah I know that Tuesday is the NFL’s off day and boy go hard in the paint on Monday’s win or lose but if he’s got nothin’ goin’ on on Friday night and he wants to get out, so what.

So if your team/organization is terrible you can’t ever go out? That’s sound ignorant!!!

The Browns are 509-477 all-time since 1946! Since the year 2000 they’ve had 2 winnin’ seasons. In the past three seasons they are 4-35. Is that DeShone Kizer’s fault? Is that the fault of any player that went out on a Friday night? No!! It’s the fault of an inept front office. Why? Because they’ve got professional athletes on their roster but they don’t know how to get the right combination of them nor are they developin’ the chemistry needed to win.

How do I come to that conclusion? Because everybody else is draftin’ boyz and tradin’ pieces from the same pool of candidates and they aren’t horrible every year. So what does that mean? It means that the organization sucks!! Stop lookin’ for a scapegoat to blame because this young kid decided that he wasn’t goin’ to be a prisoner and stay at home every night.

Boyz attacked him so much in the media that he apologized for somethin’ that didn’t deserve an apology. On Monday he was forced into a corner to say this foolishness:

“When you become the centerpiece of a distraction for a week, it definitely is very frustrating on my part. That is not who I am. My mother wouldn’t be proud of this. That is pretty much the biggest takeaway is do whatever you can to make sure that you are not a distraction.”

That’s called the media bullyin’ a boy into apologizes for doin’ somethin’ that was harmless. Boyz all over the league go out from time to time and you don’t have to be on a winnin’ team to get permission to go out. Stop it! You sound crazy.

The Browns could get Tom Brady and they would be horrible because the front office is. Get off of that kid. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!