The Jay Graves Report

Why Andrew Luck would be crazy to line up behind that offensive line bruh! “No Brakes”

C'mon bruh! you've done this like 10 times today! How much practice do you need? Photo: Joe Robbins/Getty Images)

Bruh…you know it’s bad when Blake Bortles shows up and knocks your books out of your hands, tips your hat off and then kicks you in the butt when you bend over to pick them up. On Sunday the Jacksonville Jaguars rolled into Lucas Oil Stadium and beat the doors, transmission, windows, rear view mirrors, old school snatch out radio and power seats off of the Colts 27-0!!

It was the first shut out Indianapolis has experienced since gettin’ jacked up behind a gas station in a playoff loss to the Jets 41-0 back in January of 2003.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You can’t allow a dun like Blake Bortles to come in and take your lunch money like that. He finished with 330 yards and a touchdown!! It’s Blake Bortles for cryin’ out loud!!

They put up 27 points without the NFL’s leadin’ rusher, Leonard Fournette, who was out with a sprained right ankle. C’mon playa!! That’s, in my Charles Barkley voice, “TERRIBLE!”

And will somebody tell me where the darn Colts’ offensive line was on Sunday because they sure as heck wasn’t at Lucas Oil Stadium? I’ll tell you that!! They gave up 10 sacks bruh!! TEN!!! But boyz wanna know when is Andrew Luck goin’ to suit up. What!!? That’s like gettin’ into an Indy Car with no brakes, no seat belts and blind folded.

Andrew Luck isn’t goin’ anywhere near the Colts right now. Would you line up behind that offensive line? He’s at least tryin’ to walk after his career is over. Foolishness!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!