The Jay Graves Report

Jeff Fisher is hustlin’ these NFL cats out of all their bread bruh! “Ski Mask”

"Keep it comin' bruh! I'll keep takin' it too!"

When I walked into the stadium today I saw these two cats debatin’ about boyz runnin’ scams for money. James Altucher shouted said, “I’m scammed almost every day. Or, if not scammed, at the very least someone tries to scam me. Usually more than once a day.” Bobby Heenan broke it down like this, “The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.” Then James fired back at him with, “The American Dream never really existed. It was a marketing scam.”

Well playas…will somebody please tell Jeff Fisher that because that dun is winnin’ and I don’t mean on the field! On Sunday the dull Los Angeles Rams signed him to a two year extension and he’s got to be the worse coach in the history of tenured coaches.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I asked the question last week in the Hot Joint entitled “Sideline Passes” why that dun was actually still allowed to be on the sideline? He was beefin’ with Hall of Fame running back Eric Dickerson over some silly sideline passes when he needs to be in a coachin’ trainin’ class somewhere.  He’s horrible as a head coach and everybody and their baby’s momma wants to act like they can’t see it.

He’s been a head coach in the National Football League since 1994 and he’s beyond bad. He’s got a regular season winnin’ percentage of 51 percent and his post-season winnin’ percentage is 45 percent!! The dun has only had 6 winnin’ seasons in 22 years!!! Wheredeydodatat? And he’s only won 5 playoffs games!!!

He’s comin’ off of gettin’ the brakes torn off of him last week to New Orleans 49-21 and he’s gettin’ his skin pulled off at New England as we speak. By the time that game is over he’ll be standin’ out there lookin’ like a cadaver in the anatomy lab. All muscles with no eye lids bruh!

But the Rams keep foolin’ with him and he’s horrible! That dun must have some naked pictures of somebody in the NFL that they don’t want out. Because there is no way that he’s still gettin’ extensions. Foolishness! That dun needs a ski mask on the way he’s robbin’ boyz out here. Stop me when I stop lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

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