The Jay Graves Report

Jeff Fisher’s arguin’ with Eric Dickerson but why is he even a coach? “Sideline Passes”

"I'm more concerned about Eric talkin' about me and my team than I am about winnin'!"

Alice Walker, the novelist and poet, once said, “People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.” Khalil Gibran, the artist and poet, gave it to us like this, “Pain and foolishness lead to great bliss and complete knowledge, for Eternal Wisdom created nothing under the sun in vain.” Then James E. Faust, the lawyer and politician, put it where the goats can get it when he spit, “Unfortunately, some of our greatest tribulations are the result of our own foolishness and weakness and occur because of our own carelessness or transgression.”

Well playas…Jeff Fisher wouldn’t be caught up in some foolishness with Hall of Fame running back Eric Dickerson if he could actually coach!! He’s been drug into a back and forth with ole boy because E.D. criticized his team for bein’ horrible with a record of 4-7 and lookin’ a hot mess in the process. Then turnin’ around and askin’ for sideline passes for he and his homeboys. Fisher called him and essentially gave him the wrong answer. Now you can look up the actual conversation and the back and forth because that’s not what I’m goin’ to spend my time on today.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Why is Jeff Fisher even a coach in the NFL? That’s the real question bruh? Not that Eric Dickerson called him out, but why does this dun even have a job? He’s been a head coach in the National Football League since 1994 and he’s been horrible ever since!! He’s got a regular season winnin’ percentage of 51 percent and his post-season winnin’ percentage is 45 percent!! The dun has only had 6 winnin’ seasons in 22 years!!! Wheredeydodatat? He’s only won 5 playoffs games!!! Again, why is he still coachin’?

"Hey bruh! You want me to put this Jheri Curl back on and come help you out?"
“Hey bruh! You want me to put this Jheri Curl back on and come help you out?”

Eric Dickerson had every right to blast him and then turn around and ask him for sideline passes. He should have asked for a darn headset too. How do you get to spend time addressin’ some sideline foolishness when you’re 4-7 and about to get the brakes beat off of you in New England this week?

While you’re wastin’ time talkin’ about this foolishness Bill Belichick and Co. are sizin’ you up to embarrass you in front of Big Momma and all of her sisters of the church.

He’s lucky that Eric Dickerson is the only former Ram that is blastin’ him. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!