CHARLOTTE — On Tuesday Michael Jordan, the owner of the Charlotte Hornets, who will be hosting this weekend’s NBA All-Star Game held a press conference in advance of the festivities. Obviously boyz asked him about the current streaks that James Harden (The Beard) and Russell Westbrook (Young Russ) are on.
He acknowledged that the streak of 30 straight 30-point games by The Beard and Young Russ’ 10 straight triple-doubles are both impressive and tough to accomplish. However, Mike being Mike wasn’t going to get out of the joint without exalting himself over all mortal beings by making sure that everybody knows he’s Michael Jordan.
So with a big grin on his face ole boy says that there is one accomplishment tougher than both of those feats, “Which is harder from the player’s standpoint? Six championships, by all means.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! That was a sucker move on Mike’s part all day. This cat has to always tear down what some young cat is doing in the league to remind the world that he was better than they are.
It’s All-Star Weekend so it’s time for him to put his annual clown suit on and tear down whoever is on top of the NBA at the time, Just to let boyz know that he’s Mike.
When is he going to just let these young boyz shine? Why does it always have to come back to him? Remember when the dun was tearing LeBron down telling folks when he’s shooting or not based on whether he’s going to his left or right? Remember that foolishness?
Remember when he turned 50 and he was out here telling folks that he could still beat them playing? That’s that foolishness I’m talking about bruh. This ain’t about you Mike! This is about the current generation of players shining right now.
Right after he made the “Which is harder from the player’s standpoint? Six championships, by all means” comment he would have looked silly if Bill Russell had jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth hollering “Which is harder from the player’s standpoint? Eleven championships!!!” What if Sam Jones had kicked in the door and said 10 championships or John Havlicek, Tom Heinsohn, K.C. Jones and Tom “Satch” Sanders parachuted in and said 8? What if Robert Horry, James Loscutoff and Frank Ramsey had pulled up in a Big Body Chevy with the roof blown out and screamed 7? What if Pippen, Kareem and Bob Cousey had walked in and said, “Yo playboy!! Stop acting like we don’t have the same 6 you got.”
How silly would Bill Russell sound if every time someone asked him about how good one of these young players are today and he always reminded you of how good he was 50 years ago? He’d sound like the old head that can’t let it go and a old hater that won’t give these Young Thunder Cats their props.
Not everybody is going to be able to accomplish what you accomplished Mike. That doesn’t mean that they aren’t doin’ work in the NBA and helping to make the league better. You’re a 56 year old man still trying to make sure people know what you won. We know who you are bruh! Stop hatin’ Mike! We already know what you did for the game. This ain’t about you!!! Now get out of the way and let these cats do what they have to do for it. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.