The Jay Graves Report

How KD all of a sudden got a pass for joinin’ a 73-9 team! “Glaucoma”

"By this time next year the hate for LeBron will overshadow me gettin' in the ride with these boyz. I'll be cool!"

Everybody and their baby’s momma, Uncle LeRoy and cousins Pookie and Ray-Ray are givin’ Kevin Durant a pass as he’s on the cusp of winnin’ his first NBA championship. Whether they sweep the Cavs tonight or win the joint on their home floor is irrelevant. They’re goin’ to win the NBA title because it’s impossible for them to lose 4 straight ball games or for that fact, it’s been impossible for them to lose “A” game let alone 4 to anybody. They’re 15-0 in the NBA playoffs bruh! Not the Gary Biddy Basketball League.

But what blows my mind is that people hate LeBron so much that they are willin’ to give this dun a pass for jumpin’ in a ride full of cats that had already won a title two years ago and won 73 games last year with the Cavs down 3-1 in the Finals before gettin’ beat.

Now I want to see the hands of every dun that thought for one minute that Golden State wasn’t goin’ to win the ship this year, last summer. The day that dun climbed into the car in July we knew that the were goin’ to win it all. It’s impossible to think otherwise. As a matter of fact, it would have been asinine to think otherwise.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I’m all for free agency and boyz goin’ to play wherever they want to because it’s called free enterprise. The Big O worked long and hard for it to come to fruition in the late ’60’s and early ’70’s.

Buildin’ super teams have been goin’ on for years bruh. The owners and front offices have been doin’ this type of foolishness since the league was founded. Nobody blinked when the Lakers and Boston did it for years gettin’ the best players all on one team. At one point in the league’s history 50 percent of all NBA titles were owned by two teams and I’m quite sure you can name them.

Sure, the players didn’t control the rosters but the front offices did and they sure as heck didn’t randomly put teams together. So I get that playa.

However, addin’ the third best player in the league to a roster that had just won 73 games should at least raise some eye brows. And please don’t act like LeBron goin’ to Miami is the same foolishness! Why? Because a boy goin’ to a 47 win team that loss in the first round of the playoffs 1-4 to Boston isn’t hardly goin’ to a juggernaut.

People hate that Philistine so much that they are willin’ to let a boy break into their homes, sleep in their beds, take a squat on the floor and pull Big Momma’s draperies down before they would like to see LeBron win.

Y’all really gone let this dun (KD) get away with hustlin’ EVERYBODY? Really? He’s SUPPOSED to win the championship bruh!! He’s on the best TEAM with the BEST shooters that were already in the Finals for the past two years. But you’ve boyz that are supposed to be the so-called experts askin’ the question, “Why can’t LeBron beat these duns?”

He was down to them 3-1 last year and had to pull a power move to comeback to win leadin’ all players in points, rebounds, assists, blocks and steals! Now they’ve added KD and you wanna know why he’s down 3-0? And the dun is averagin’ a triple double!! Are you watchin’ this foolishness or is somebody with glaucoma just tellin’ you about it? KD IS SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS SERIES BRUH! HE’S ON THE BEST TEAM THAT WAS ALREADY BETTER THAN THE CAVS BEFORE HE GOT IN THE RIDE!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!