Every year about this time the haters come out of the wood work on LeBron. Duns that haven’t watched a stitch of NBA hoop all season show up to wish failure on the greatest basketball player to ever lace them up. Even if you’re a diehard MJ fan that will die with a pair of Jordan’s on, some Hanes underwear diggin’ in your butt with “Space Jam” and “Come Fly With Me” playin’ on a TV in your casket you have to admit that if he’s not the GOAT he’s the GOAT 1-B.
But what blows my mind are the amount of people that line up to call this man LeBum or LeFraud or whatever else you can think of. The NBA was founded in 1946 and there is ONLY one other player in the history of the game that we can legitimately have a conversation about who may be greater and he’s called a bum? Really bruh?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I won’t even pour out all of the stats on the table because haters have proven to me over there years not to be able to understand what they’re even lookin’ at. So therefore, I’ll just inform them that every time that Philistine steps onto the court he’s breakin’ some all-time great’s record at doin’ somethin’.
As I was coverin’ the last series that he played in against the Pacers my mind was blown again at the foolishness that people were sayin’. Boyz were literally waitin’ for him to lose his very first, first round playoff series in his career. Did I mention that he’s been in the league for 15 years? He lost the first game in 6 years in a first round match up and duns went crazy sayin’ he can’t be any good.
Now everybody and their baby’s momma that know ANYTHING about the NBA knows that THEE BEST TEAM ALWAYS WINS A 7 GAME SERIES!!! Not the best player but the best team because you’ve got to win 4 times. It’s not like the NCAA Tournament where a team can literally show up and win a game and move on.
We saw Villanova, who barely got into the darn tournament in 1985, show up and beat No.1 Georgetown to win the National Title and if they’d played that game 10 times Georgetown would have won it 9 other times. That doesn’t happen in the NBA.
So we ALL saw with our own eyes that the Pacers were clearly the better TEAM in that series. However, that Philistine beat a team full of professional basketball players that were on a better team with a better coach 4-3. The dun won the series without another player on his team scorin’ 20 points at no point durin’ the series.
However, cats were sittin’ around waitin’ for him to lose a series that he was legitimately supposed to lose. That’s how great of a player he is bruh. He’s defyin’ all logic and the haters can’t understand what’s supposed to make sense and what isn’t.
If you’re sittin’ around waitin’ for him to lose a series that he’s supposed to lose because he’s got no help then you’re far worse as a hater than I thought you were. It’s like when he carried the Cavs to the 2015 Finals and loss to Golden State by himself. Both Kyrie and Kevin Love were hurt and he was out there with both JR Smith and Iman Schumpert who were traded to the Cavs for a second round pick in 2019. The dun that they traded them for is just about to graduate from high school right now. Did I mention he was playin’ with a coal miner too.
The fact that the haters are expectin’ for him to win playoff series and championships by himself proves that he’s the greatest player of all-time. Why? Because the level of expectation has gone through the roof like no other player before him. Nobody expected MJ, Kobe, Kareem, the Big O, Bill Russell or anybody else for that matter to win alone because they never won alone. They never got close to winnin’ alone.
And please don’t tell me that he’s got help right now. Kevin Love ain’t worth two dead flies smashed and JR Smith was given to him for a pack of Now and Laters and a bag of Funions. Tristan Thompson doesn’t know what his first or last name is messin’ around with Khloe Kardashian and he’s got a bunch of young cats that can’t keep their shoes on the right feet.
Hold on a second dawg, he’s not even supposed to be in the playoffs with that team. He essentially kept two teams afloat this year. They had a train wreck the first half of the season and then they traded away half of it and got these dudes. Now what you can say is that LeBron is a terrible GM.
However, without LeBron the Cavs wouldn’t even be in the playoffs let alone be in the Eastern Conference Semifinals. Are you kiddin’ me?
He wasn’t supposed to get by the Pacers and he sure as heck shouldn’t get by the Raptors because they are better teams. Nonetheless, the level of expectation for this cat is that he needs to win the title by himself, which is IMPOSSIBLE for him to do. If you are in that category of people thinkin’ that way. You’re what they call a bonafide hater that knows nothin’ about the game of basketball but you’ve passed the haters test with flyin’ colors. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!
Well said frat!