Vince Carter is like Frankie Beverly out here in these NBA streets bruh. He keeps getting money year after year without having to do anything new. Just give us the same ole hits bruh and we’ll keep paying you. Don’t change a thing. As a matter of fact, all Vince has to do is keep his nose clean and show up for work. Be on-time, be a calming influence around these young cats and the money is yours.
League sources have revealed that the Atlanta Hawks have agreed to a one-year deal worth $2.4 million for the veteran. Carter is 41 years old and starting his 21st year in the NBA. That’s NUTS!!!! Wheredeydodatat?
The dun only averaged 5.4 points per game last year with Sacramento in a limited role. However, boyz in these NBA front offices have learned that by keeping an old head on the roster helps to keep these young cats in check. Remember when Miami kept Juwan Howard around forever when the Heat were making their runs to the Finals with LeBron? Ole boy was literally showing up to work everyday with his eyes closed.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Vince Carter is old enough to be their first round pick Tre Young’s daddy! He was drafted three months before Young was even born bruh. Think about that. So to have a player on the team that’s old enough to get O.G. credit from his teammates is of remarkable value to the franchise.
All Vince has to do is teach these young thunder cats how to become professional athletes. He’s teaching them how to stay out of trouble with the women, foolishness on the road and whatever nonsense they can find to get into. They’re more willing to listen to him than their parents or agents. Why? Because he’s essentially one of them. He’s just their parents age. It’s a perfect situation for everybody.
The players get a crash course on what to look for, not only on the court but off of it. Vince Carter gets easy money for simply giving the wisdom that he has about the game and life. Most importantly, he gets to sit in the best seats in the arena every night and drink as much Gatorade as he wants. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!