COLLEGE FOOTBALL, USA — It’s the greatest time of the year playas! It’s College Football Saturday and it doesn’t get any better than this! It’s not just about the game, it’s also the traditions and pageantry that makes it the greatest game on the planet!
Fans are tailgatin’, fight songs are bein’ song and game day traditions are in full affect this mornin’. If you’re anything like me you’re tryin’ to visualize the Sooner Schooner runnin’ out of the tunnel in Norman or being on board with the Volunteer Navy singin’ Rocky Top or leanin’ back as “The Victors” win in the “Big House” today.
“Waking up the Echo’s” with Touchdown Jesus and thinkin’ about Bevo and the “Eyes of Texas!” Listenin’ for Mike the Tiger to roar way down in “Death Valley” or the Gator’s chompin’ in the “Swamp!” Lookin’ up for the “War Eagle” of Auburn, thinkin’ about linin’ up “Between the Hedges” and runnin’ with the Dawgs or rollin’ with the Tide in Tuscaloosa! Boyz out west are thinkin’ about struttin’ in on the Trojan Horse with the “Men of Troy” and down south ridin’ high with Chief Osceola and Renegade at Doak-Campbell.
The Parliament Funkadelic (Oregon Ducks) are playin’ that “One Nation Under a Groove” in Eugene as boyz prepare to fill up Autzen Stadium. Death Valley, South Carolina (Clemson) isn’t about to take a backseat to Death Valley in Baton Rouge because they both claim it and that’s what it is playboy!
As a matter of fact, No. 11 Oregon and No.16 Auburn have business to attend to at Jordan-Hare while ole Nick Saban and Co. are rollin in to Atlanta to meet the Duke Blue Devils! WHAT!!? Duke? They could have started the season off with a better opponent than that in the Chick-Fil-A Kick-Off Classic but that’s for another day. The defending national champs already popped the cork on Thursday as they sprinted through Georgia Tech 52-14. In other words, it’s Chris Brown up in this piece, “On an Poppin’.”.
Whoever your team is you’ll be front and center gettin’ it all in today. So here is the Golden Rule my friend, Don’t call my house or ring my door bell between 9am and 1am bruh! College GameDay comes on at 9am eastern and then the games start rollin’ at noon. Don’t get offended because I’m tellin’ you now that I’m not messin’ with you between those hours on Saturdays until the second week of December. Get it? Got it! Good!
Well…as a matter of fact, I’m in Atlanta for the kick off of College Football Season so Holla At Ya Boy!! HAPPY COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON YOU DULL MUGS!!!!!
Playas Thesaurus: Learn these words this football season!
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!