WEST LAFAYETTE, IN. — The Purdue Boilermakers opened the 2018 season on Thursday night with everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, watchin’ on ESPN in prime time. They had Big Ten foe Northwestern rollin’ in on an 8-game winnin’ streak after startin’ 2-3 last season. Therefore, the stage was set for boyz to do big things right out of the gate. Unfortunately, Boilermaker quarterback Elijah Sindelar had a bad case of the turnovers in the first half throwin’ 3 interceptions that cost them 21 points and eventually a 31-27 openin’ game Big Ten loss to the Wildcats.
It was a shame because too Purdue true freshman wide receiver, Rondale Moore, put on the full clown suit complete with the water spittin’ flower and straight clowned these boyz. If my mother were still alive she would have said that he went out there and “showed his bare bottom.” Ole boy ended the night with 313 all-purpose yards!!! He piled up 125 kickoff return yards, 98 receivin’ yards, 79 rush yards and 2 touchdowns.
Bruh…by the end of the first quarter the kid had had 2 carries for 79 yards, 2 catches for 43 yards, 3 kickoff returns for 70 yards and a touchdown! Wheredeydodatat? That was in the first 15 minutes of his college career! Keep in mind that the dun was in high school three months ago. Rondale Moore was nothin’ short of amazin’!!!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Sindelar interceptions were just straight up reckless decision makin’ on his part. He moved the ball well goin’ 18-30 for 196 yards and a touchdown in the first half but he contributed to 21 points for the other team.
Therefore, head coach Jeff Brohm replaced him with David Blough in the second half to try to get his team back on track. It was 31-17 at the break and without the turnovers in the second half the Boilermaker defense didn’t give up a single point the final two quarters as the they rallied back into the game scorin’ 10 unanswered.
Give Purdue credit because they never gave up even after the frustratin’ turnovers. They continued to answer score after score in the first half and played like some straight up G’s down the stretch. Northwestern held on to the rock the final 7 and half minutes of the game with the help of a bone headed unsportsmanlike conduct penalty accessed to defensive lineman Lorenzo Neal. Just as the Wildcats were about to turn the ball over on downs with 2 minutes left the penalty gave them an automatic first down as Purdue was out of timeouts.
Northwestern’s Jeremy Larkin toted the rock all night for the Wildcats finishin’ with 26 carries for 143 and 2 touchdowns. However, NOBODY looked as good as Purdue’s true freshman from New Albany, Indiana, Rondale Moore. Boilermaker fans are really goin’ to enjoy watchin’ him play for the next three years. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!