Drew Brees destroys the Colts and sets a new NFL career TD record in the process! “Doin’ the Darn Thang”

NEW ORLEANS — Drew Brees not only broke Peyton Manning’s career touchdown record on Monday Night Football in a 34-7 win over the struggling Indianapolis Colts. However, he did it with a clown suit on complete with the water spitting flower and whoopee cushion.

He broke the record straight abusing the Colts defense by setting yet another record by completing 96.7 percent of his passes. That’s NUTS!!!! It was a freakin’ video game. The Colts may as well have staying in Indianapolis for that foolishness. Brees and his boys were literally out there by themselves.

Midway through the third quarter Brees hit tight end Josh Hill Jr. on a 5-yard pass to set a new NFL touchdown mark with 540 career touchdowns.

Ole boy tied Tom Brady with 538 career touchdowns on a 15-yard touchdown pass to Michael Thomas early in the second quarter. He then tied Manning with 539 on 21-yard touchdown toss to Tre’Quan Smith.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Drew Brees has been a monster since boyz slept on him coming out of high school. He’s had a chip on his shoulder ever since. Purdue was the only big Power 5 school that literally took a chance on him and he’s made everybody pay since.

He led the Boilermakers to the Big Ten Championship in 2000 which is virtually unheard of. They hadn’t won a conference title since 1967 when Bob Griese was at the helm. He finished his college career by winning the Maxwell Award, becoming the Big Ten Player of the Year and he was a 2-time Heisman Finalist.

He’s a future first ballet Hall of Famer at this point. The only reason he’s not walking around with a Gold Jacket right now is because he’s still playing. Big props to Drew Brees for doin’ the darn thang. Stop me when I start lyin’!