Every now and then you run into some foolishness that nobody really cares about, but then again, it become news that everybody interested in. Nobody gave a rip that Delaware was playin’ Drexel at Drexel or at Big Momma’s house for that matter. These are two schools that have basketball programs that only a mother could love.
However, when you hear the news that Drexel set an NCAA Division 1 record for the largest comeback in history you’ve got to pause and rubberneck the car accident on your way by. Drexel was down 53-19 just before the half and literally came back and won this foolishness 85-83.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Delaware not only wet the bed but they soiled the mattress so bad that Big Momma couldn’t just turn it over she had to throw it out. How on earth do you completely fall apart and let a boy come back when you’ve got them buried in the sand out behind Uncle Reuben’s house? Really bruh?
Drexel went on an 18-4 run to start the second half and then went on a 17-4 run after Delaware tried to fight back after pushin’ it back to a 16 point lead midway through the half. Then the wheels completely came off.
Have you ever seen a dun rollin’ through the hood and all of a sudden his front wheel turns and he didn’t turn the steerin’ wheel and the car just stops right in front of the gas station with the music blastin’? That was Delaware on Thursday night. The tire destroys the whole front end of the ride and everybody ridin’ pass is lookin’ at them crazy.
Here’s the kicker though, Drexel is walkin’ around the yard today like they really did somethin’. They were down 34 points to Delaware!!! Nobody’s givin’ you props for winnin’ that game. Everybody’s laughin’ at Delaware for losin’ it. You’re not on the news because you were good enough to win it. You’re on the news because Delaware was horrible enough to lose it. Stop with this foolishness and stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”