On Wednesday Brooklyn Nets guard D’Angelo Russell was detained at New York’s LaGuardia Airport following a baggage check. Ole boy tried to sneak his weed unto a flight headed to Louisville to see his father. According to a TSA Spokesman, this dun had the weed in a hidden compartment of an AriZona Iced Tea can. WHAT!!? How do you have a hidden compartment in an AriZona Ice Tea can? So they jammed him up for a minute, cited and released.
Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! D’Angelo Russell’s got way too much bread to be trying to sneak weed onto a flight bruh!! C’mon playa!! Even if he was broke it makes no sense to try to sneak weed unto a flight.
Now if you want to get high that’s your thing and if you’ve been getting high for any length of time you know how to find the weed when you land in Louisville.
If your pops is from Louisville that means that you’ve spent enough time in the city to know who to call if you wanna get high. So why take the chance of trying to get on a flight with a can of weed and end up on national news for being an idiot?
Finding drugs if you do drugs is like finding the nearest McDonald’s. You don’t even have to be from the city to find what you’re looking for. As a matter of fact, the drugs will sniff you out because you look like you get high. Nobody’s ever walked up to me and said, “Hey bruh I got that weed or crack or heroin.” Nobody’s ever asked me if I smoke. Why? Because I don’t get high.
However, I know people that can’t even get out of the airport or off of the shuttle without someone propositioning them for drugs because they look like they get high because they get high. Please don’t think for a minute that you’re hiding the fact that you get high because you can’t. In my Rude Boys voice, “It’s written all over your face you don’t have to say a word.”
My point here is this, D’Angelo Russell could have saved himself the trouble of trying to be slick and just picked up that same weed when he got to Louisville and nobody would be talking about him today. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.