The Jay Graves Report

Dallas Police mysteriously suspend investigation of Zeke’s foolishness! “Money Talks”

"That was close bruh!" Photo: AP file

When Tupac recorded and released “2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted” with Snoop back in 1996 the hook on that joint was NUTS!!!  “Ain’t Nothin But A Ganster Party” rang through the hood like an anthem and through the suburbs like gansters only lived in the hood. Well playas…gangsters come in all shapes and sizes and from every socioeconomic background. They even own professional football teams too!

On Wednesday the Dallas Police Department suspended the investigation into an alleged assault that took place over the weekend at a bar that allegedly involved Cowboys’ running back Ezekiel Elliott. Why? Because accordin’ to them there were a lack of witnesses and they couldn’t get at the victim.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The victim was hospitalized with a nose injury bruh! It shouldn’t have been too hard to find him right.? But it’s gets real hard to find a boy when money starts talkin’. If a dun has allegedly gotten beaten up by the most famous Cowboy on the team besides Dak Prescott in a public place it shouldn’t be too hard to find witnesses right?

Well…it becomes even harder to find them once money starts talkin’. It’s not any different than livin’ in the hood and everybody and their baby’s momma knows who committin’ all of the crimes, extortin’ every business on the block, sellin’ all the dope and killin’ boyz out here. But there’s this thing called money and power that shows up that all of a sudden keeps boyz from talkin’.

Now I’m not sayin’ that Jerry Jones paid anybody off. I’m just sayin’ that somebody did. No way does a dun get his nose jacked up by someone that everybody clearly knows and then disappears. No way does a fight break out at a public place with someone that’s famous in 2017 and there’s no eye witness or cell phone video. I’m just sayin’! In my Puffy voice, “It’s real in the field!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!