HOUSTON — Well playas…Boston went ahead and finished the Astros off on Thursday night 4-1 to advance to the World Series. Everybody and their baby’s momma knew that it was literally over for Houston after two of their fans interfered with a potential two run homer blasted by designated hitter Jose Altuve in the first inning of game 4 on Wednesday.
Just in case you’ve been living under a rock for the past, oh…36 hours. Two duns pulled a Steve Bartman as the ball was sailing over the fence as Boston right fielder Mookie Betts attempted to catch it. They pulled the ultimate fan move and tried to catch the darn ball too. As a result nobody caught it and the new rule called Altuve out because of fan interference.
And guess what playa…the Astros ended up losing that ball game by the same two runs that that potential homerun was worth. Now granted, we have no idea if Betts was going to catch it for sure but he’s a professional baseball player being paid a whole lot of cake to come down with it and it was coming right at his glove had the two knuckle heads not interfered with the play.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! There were at least four cats reaching for the ball so they all got in the way if we’re being honest. I’m just glad that two of them, Troy Caldwell and Jared Tomanek, at least admitted to reaching for it and one of them, Caldwell, said for sure that he touched it.
That’s better than the clowns up in Chicago that threw poor Steve Bartman under the bus years ago and ruined his life. Sure, Bartman was the only one that literally touched the ball but he sure as heck wasn’t the only one going for the ball. It was crazy how everybody in that section was reaching for the ball and then when the Cubs outfielder couldn’t bring it in everybody turned on Bartman. Straight cowards!!! At that time there wasn’t an automatic out rule for fan interference because it would have benefited the Cubs.
They picked the nerd in the bunch and blamed it solely on him and he took it. The very cats that were reaching for the ball that faithful night turned on Bartman acting like they were ready to fight him which created a riot atmosphere. The only reason they did it was because Bartman was the nerdy looking guy that wasn’t about that life.
Had he been a big tough looking guy there wouldn’t have been an issue. Sure Cubs fans would have been mad but they wouldn’t have had to escort the guy out of the park and he definitely wouldn’t have had to leave town as a result of that foolishness. I know that I wouldn’t have left town.
So therefore, I at least salute the two Astros fans for admitting that they got in the way and are talking about it because every fan in the building would have reached for that freaking ball because that’s why you buy the darn first row seats in that section. The natural reaction is to catch the potential homerun ball to keep it or sell for big money. At least the Astros fans took it like a G and kept it moving. Cubs fans ruined a man’s life over a darn baseball game that they didn’t play in or got paid for. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.