Well playas…the Indianapolis Colts have finally hired a head coach after six weeks of foolishness. On Sunday they announced that Eagles Offensive Coordinator, Frank Reich, has agreed to five-year deal. Now I know that I’m soundin’ real petty right now but Chris Ballard probably needs to wait until that dun signs that contract before announcin’ anything. I’m just sayin’!! He ran into problems doin’ that before with Josh McDaniels.
They were the first team to fire their coach and now they’re the last team to actually hire one. Yeah, and I know that they are sayin’ all of the right things today but you already know that they had to dig deep into the crates to find Reich. They had to send a boy down into the depths of the sea to find him bruh.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It sounds better to announce a boy that was just on a Super Bowl winnin’ staff than not. It’s like tellin’ a boy on the street corner to pay attention to what’s in your left hand while you’re slidin’ your hand into his jacket to take his wallet.
The good thing is, Reich has some experience with the Colts. He was an offensive staff assistant under Jim Caldwell back in 2008. He was Peyton Manning’s quarterback coach in 2009-10 but let’s be honest playa, how much coachin’ was he really doin’ with Peyton Manning? Then he coached the receivers before movin’ on to Arizona before becomin’ the OC and quarterbacks coach in San Diego.
I’m not sayin’ that ole boy isn’t goin’ to be a good coach because I have no idea. I am sayin’ that he wasn’t even in the picture frame when they started this process. That’s gotta be reason for caution. So I’ll sit in the cut and watch it all play out.
He’s comin’ in on a flat tire and a bad carburetor because nobody has any idea what Andrew Luck is goin’ to do. He didn’t play a down last year and boyz are still playin’ footsie about his health now. Good luck playa because you’re goin’ to need it. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!