The Jay Graves Report

(Video) College Football Weekly Preview: Week 1

 

It’s Week 1 Playboys and Girls so let’s get it in! This ain’t your traditional preview bruh! Be ready to laugh and enjoy this foolishness!

  1. No. 20 USC vs. No.1 Alabama
  2. No.2 Clemson vs. Auburn
  3. No.3 Notre Dame vs. Texas
  4. No.4 Florida State vs. No.11 Ole Miss
  5. No.3 Oklahoma vs. No.15 Houston (Correction: I said Barry Sanders when i meant Billy Sims!”)

These joints are done in one take bruh! No rehearsals! No planning! Just havin’ fun!!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.