Cavs wet the bed so bad against Orlando that Big Momma throws the mattress out! “A Hot Mess”

D.Wade lookin' like Uncle LeRoy after his car was stolen at the Flea Market and LeBron lookin' like he knows who stole it. Photo: Phelan M. Ebenhack, Associated Press

The Cleveland Cavaliers have OFFICIALLY gone down in flames bruh!! They’re a complete dumpster fire to say the least gettin’ the brakes beaten off of them by ole dull Orlando 116-98. The Magic are one of the worse teams in the league bruh!!!

It’s bad enough that they loss to a bottom feeder like that but they were up 15 points at the half!!! No…they scored 43 points in the first quarter and then crashed and burned scorin’ only 9 in the fourth. Wheredeydodatat? Accordin’ to Elias Sports Bureau, it was just the 3rd time in the past 10 seasons that a boy put up a 40-point quarter and a single digit quarter in the same game.

It gets worse playa. An 18-point loss was the largest in the shot clock era by a team that led by 15 points at the half against some duns that were at least 20 games below .500. Dumpster fire!!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The ship is goin’ down and boyz are zeroin’ in on LeBron to see if he’s gonna dip in mid-stroke on these boyz and waive his no-trade clause before the trade deadline of 3 pm E.T. Thursday.

Here’s what ole boy had to say, “I’m here for the long haul. I’m here for this season right now, [to] try to figure out ways we can still compete. I couldn’t give up on my teammates like that. I couldn’t do that. I just couldn’t do it. We put too much into the game every single day. We go out and prepare. Win, lose or draw, at the end of the day, we’re all brothers, and we understand that. I owe it to my teammates to finish this season out no matter how it ends up. I would never waive my no-trade clause.”

First of all playa, why would he be crazy enough to waive his no trade clause and give up his power to choose wherever he wants to go as a free agent in July? That makes absolutely no sense!!! For a dun to even ask him that is crazy.

Sure, the Cavs are a mess and there’s not much they can do to turn the ship around if you’re gettin’ back handed by the Magic. However, it’s not LeBron’s responsibility to want to save Cleveland after the season is over. He’s not even talkin’ the front office anymore accordin’ to my mans and nem.

There were reports the other day that he cursed boyz out in the executive wing because they aren’t talkin’ to him about what they’re plannin’ to do with the roster. So why would he care about helpin’ them get out of a jam by bein’ able to trade him for darn near a brand new team. That’s how much LeBron would be worth on the trade market. He’s bouncin’ when the season’s over anyway.

So I say let that joint sink and dip if boyz don’t want to act right. Cleveland got a championship out of him that they would never have ever gotten had that dun not been born in Akron. Stop me when I start lyin’!