Why boyz sound real crazy questionin’ LeBron’s ability to lead! “Marcus Graham”

"Really bruh? You obviously haven't been watchin' this game for 15 years!" Photo: Jonathan Bachman / AP

Let’s stop the foolishness right now!! It blows my mind that duns that actually make a living talkin’ sports are on national television on Wednesday sayin’ with their OWN vocal cords and mouths that LeBron James isn’t a leader. Cats, who shall remain nameless for the purpose of this discussion, were tellin’ the world that the best player on the planet wasn’t a leader like they haven’t watched this dun play for the past 15 years.

Now if boyz were questionin’ his ability to be a general manager I’d be all on on that discussion because he’s done a terrible job in that department. However, as a leader he’s been top shelf his entire career.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This is the same cat that was drafted No.1 overall in 2003 to the HORRIBLE Cleveland Cavaliers. They were the worse team in the league and within four years they had the best record in the league and was in the Finals. Now they got swept by San Antonio, one of the beat teams in NBA history but that’s beside the point. He took the worst team to the pinnacle in four years.

So let me get this straight bruh. An 18 year old kid walks into a grown man locker room at the time and takes over as the franchise player and leads them out of the gutter into the Finals in a matter of 4 years but he’s not a leader?

Then he goes to Miami where they were nowhere near bein’ a title contender with D. Wade there. He talked Chris Bosh into comin’ with him to South Beach to join a 41 win team that barely made the playoffs the year before. He took them to four straight Finals and led them to two titles.

He leaves Miami to go back to the worst team in the freakin’ league AGAIN and takes them to three straight Finals where in the first playoff and Finals appearance both Kyrie and Kevin Love were both injured. Kyrie was only available for Game 1 of that Finals. So LeBron dragged that team to the Finals with nothin’ in tow. He was out there with duns like JR Smith and Iman Shumpert.

Now most boyz would like to forget that those two were traded to Cleveland from New York for a second round draft pick in 2019. That means that at the time of the trade the cat that they were traded for was still in the 8th grade. He had Matthew Dellavedova runnin’ the point bruh. Stop it! And he’s in the Finals with this foolishness? Would you even know who Matthew Dellavedova was if he ran up and fired on you, took your wallet and Huffy bike? He’s got these jokers in the Finals!!!

Then the followin’ year he takes them back to the Finals and wins the title. He didn’t just win the title bruh. He won it by leadin’ both teams in points, rebounds, assists, blocks and steal beatin’ the team with the best record in NBA history. Wheredeydodatat? Then turns around an leads them back to the Finals the followin’ year. Are you kiddin’ me?

So now that the foolishness that he was ultimately responsible for puttin’ together is fallin’ apart and he’s become visibly frustrated doesn’t mean that he’s a poor leader. It means that he’s frustrated with this foolishness and he knows that he was wrong for puttin’ all of those cats in the ride with him. In my Marcus Graham voice, “You knew you was wrong that’s why you came over here in your drawers?”

But for a media-type to say that he’s a poor leader is asinine. It says that the dun hasn’t been watchin’ LeBron play for 15 years or it says that he just wants to hear himself talk for the sake of talkin’ and it’s probably the latter of the two. We can both agree that he’s a terrible GM but leader he is playa. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

3) Marcus Graham: noun – character in the movie Boomerang that told ole girl that she knew she was wrong that’s why she came over naked.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!