The Jay Graves Report

Cavs at Golden State is about to be “Chris Brown” up in this Piece! “On and Poppin’!”

It’s finally Christmas Day and everybody, their Uncle LeRoy, cousin Mookie and Man-Man nem have been waitin’ for the Cavs and Golden State to tip it off. Well playas…it goes down in Oakland at noon local time. That’s 3pm Eastern for all you cats that didn’t know that we’re not all on the same time around here.

Yeah bruh…it’s about to be lit all day on the hoop front. At noon Eastern Philly and New York tip it off. Then the Cavs and Golden State go at it. After that one then there’s the Wizards at Boston. Then boyz run down to OKC to see them play Houston. The night cap will be Minnesota at LA.

But on some real talk, the only one boyz are really lookin’ forward to is Cleveland and Golden State. The Finals re-match from the past three seasons!!! C’mon playa, it’s the only thing boyz and girlz wanna watch today.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Duns wanna see this MVP-type player that LeBron is playin’ like right now goin’ heads up with the wanna-be new age gangsta in Kevin Durant this year.

Ole boy won a championship in the Bay Area and now he thinks he’s a stone gangsta. He’s gotten more technical fouls this season than he’s gotten his entire career. He’s talkin’ hot noise to boyz all over the league and even talkin’ side ways to the fans too. Now I’m not trippin’ on him talkin’ crazy to them because some of these cats buyin’ tickets are way outta control.

I’m surprised we haven’t seen more Ron Artest situations. I’m just sayin’. LeBron vs. KD is what we wanna see today. Yeah, it would be cool if Isaiah Thomas was goin’ to suit up and play but I doubt they’ll throw him out there with the wolves at this point. He dressed and participated in warmups against Chicago the other night but this isn’t even close to that.

He’s not in any game shape right now and the stage is way too big to throw him out there. Cleveland won the Christmas Day match up last year 109-108 after winnin’ the title the previous June. So now Golden State is comin’ in with crazy attitude ready to bang with a boy after havin’ the worst shootin’ night in the world the other night against the Nuggets and gettin’ blasted by 15 points. It should be fun to watch. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

3) On and Poppin’: noun – song by R&B singer Chris Brown

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

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