CLEVELAND, OH. — There are two simple words to describe the nightmare that the Boston Celtics are experiencin’ right now: The Philistine!!! LeBron James is unstoppable and there’s nothin’ they can do about it. Ole boy put up 44 points on Monday night in Game 4 to knot up the series at two apiece with a 111-102 victory at the Q. The Celtics are reelin’ and can’t wait to get back to Big Momma’s house where they are 9-0 this postseason.
At this point all they’ve got to do is protect home court and they’re good because it’s the best of three right now and they’ve got potentially two to play at home. Well…that’s if they win Game 5. However, playin’ that Philistine complicates things. He’s been to seven straight Finals and knows better than anybody breathin’, other than Bill Russell, who went to and won eight straight from 1959-66, what it takes to get there.
Unfortunately for Boston, he’s like a runaway train goin’ down hill with no brakes at this point. Boston looked confused and intimidated gettin’ out of the ride on Monday night. Right out of the gate JR Smith was feelin’ it knockin’ down two jumpers from behind the arc in the early goin’. When that dun is feelin’ it’s a problem because he can shoot you into a game and shoot you right out of one too. He only finished with 9 points but he got the party started and didn’t kill the vibe down the stretch.
Everybody and their baby’s momma knew it wasn’t goin’ to be Boston’s night when Jayson Tatum missed a monster dunk early in the quarter and then Jaylen Brown missed one too. As a team they missed three dunks in the first half. Problems.
Not to mention that the Cavs were playin’ hella defense swattin’ everything that Brad Stevens’ boyz were puttin’ up. Boston couldn’t buy a bucket at the Flea Market just down the street from the projects. They shot 28 percent from the field and 14 percent from three-point range as the first quarter came to a close down 34-18. While the darn Cavs were shootin’ 63 percent from the field and 50 percent from behind the arc in the openin’ period. Problems!!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Cleveland found a groove early because cats other than LeBron were gettin’ buckets. Kyle Korver caught fire and finished the night with 14 points out of the bushes as both Tristan Thompson and George Hill each dropped off 13 apiece.
When all of that is goin’ on the Philistine straight bullied a boy for 44 to keep a late surgin’ Celtics squad from makin’ a comeback. Boston’s entire startin’ five finished in double figures with Jaylen Brown leadin’ the way with 25. However, they only managed 19 points out of the bushes.
Two games ago the Celtics looked unstoppable now they look like they’ve lost their way. Those five smooth stones they pulled out and actually landed two and a half of them don’t look so promisin’ right now. Boyz are doubtin’ themselves and their ability to close Cleveland out with these two games they could potentially have left at the crib.
Cleveland’s confidence is through the roof right now and LeBron is not trippin’ at all because he knows there’s not a human being in green and white that can stop him. His only worry is whether or not his teammates are goin’ to get off of the darn flight with him. Game 5 in Boston on Wednesday. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
3) Out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!