On Thursday Radar Online broke the news that Detroit Pistons forward, Blake Griffin, has been ordered to pay $258,000 per month in child support for his two children. He’s ordered to pay his ex-fiance Brynn Cameron, whom he broke up with a year ago, the ridiculous amount of bread to take care of this 5 year old Ford and 2 year old Finn.
The court declared that ole boy makes an annual salary of $35 million. However, he’s scheduled to make $31.5 million this upcoming season. So with the dun payin’ the $258K per month that actually totals him shelling out $3.096 million per year.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He can take care of an entire housing project in Detroit for $258K a month bruh! I mean C’mon playa!!! He’s got two kids! Not an entire Division 1 football team!!! For that type of bread they must be living on Mars and riding a space ship to school EVERY morning.
Who was this dun’s lawyer? Elmer Fudd? I could have did him a better solid than that. I could have at least got him down to at least 100 G’s per month because she wasn’t even crazy enough to ask for $258K. Where did that come from? Some fool just screamed that out loud in the court and they said yeah that’s it. Paul McCartney wasn’t payin’ but $70K and he’s darn Beatle!!
Blake’s already paying for the kids and his ex to live in a five bedroom house on Manhattan Beach in Southern California. So the crib and expenses for it has been taken care of. Not only that, the couple has joint legal and physical custody of the children. Court documents say that they’ve got to mutually agree on school and related expenses but he’s still gotta pay for all extracurricular activities.
This is madness bruh!!! Let me get this straight. He’s paying her $258K per month for two human beings and not extraterrestrials that don’t have to be transported back to Mars every day after school. He’s already paying for her to live in a crib on the beach. He’s got joint custody but he’s got to get her to agree with him on where the kids go to school that he’s going to pay for. Also, once they agree on where he’s going to drop crazy bread on school. He’s got to pay for them to play ball or any other sport or club activity they decide to get involved in after he’s already paid $258K per month.
When they have the next NBA rookie symposium they should have this dun’s picture plastered all over the building. Then sit all of the rookies down and point to Blake’s picture and say, “You see this dun right here? He’s payin’ $258,000 per month in child support. Thank you for your time. You’re dismissed.”
Then they should send every last one of them to the airport with a box lunch. If that doesn’t keep a boy from swimming butt naked in everybody’s pool. I don’t know what will. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!