Everybody and their baby’s momma was looking forward to Monday Night Football’s feature of the Chicago Bears and the Los Angeles Rams. Both teams were red hot coming in. The Monsters of the Midway came in with a 5-1 record and smoking hot defense. While LA walked in with a 4-2 record and crazy swag.
Well…by the time the smoke cleared in LA. The Bears had been cooled off like lunch meat as they got their brakes, doors, transmission and backseats blown off of them on national television 24-10.
Trust me playa, the score was not indicative of the beating they took on Monday Night! It was 17-3 at the break and 24-3 with less than two minutes left to play before the Bears found a touchdown in Big Momma’s closet to make it look as though they actually played a respectable football game.
Nick Foles ran for his life all night scoring zero touchdowns, throwing two picks and getting sacked 4 times. He finished with 261 yards but he didn’t know whether he was coming or going. His quarterback rating was 37.6!!!
Jared Goff only threw for 219 yards but he was much more efficient with two touchdowns, zero picks and only suffered one sack.
LA’s defense was the only one that showed up stifling the Bears running attack only giving up 49 yards. The Rams however, put up 161 yards on the ground like the Bears’ defense wasn’t even on the field.
Darrell Henderson Jr. and Malcolm Brown was one-two punching Chicago all night like Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Are the Bears really that good or did the Rams just expose them? Smoke and Mirrors playa!
The Bears will have their hands full next week with the Saints and the Rams boot up and walk all over the dull Dolphins.