As long as Golden State keeps winning Kevin Durant’s value hits the toilet! “Splash Brothers Activate”

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Well playas…what we’ve known all along is now sticking it’s ugly head out of the window like a St. Bernard spitting on cars in rush hour traffic. The Golden State Warriors never actually needed Kevin Durant to win the past two championships. He was literally just in the ride. Yes, he won the past two Finals MVP’s but they had to give them to somebody on the winning team anyway right? He scored more points and sang the lead just because. So he got the trophy but they didn’t need him to win those titles and somebody else wouldn’t have won the MVP’s if he weren’t in the ride.

It was cool having him on the floor for extra fire power but those were bullets that didn’t need to be fired. The word is called “overkill.” Golden State won 73 games without him the year before he arrived and only lost because the Philistine (LeBron) led both teams in the Finals in points, rebounds, assists, blocks and steals. Something that was been unheard of in the history of the world up to that point. There is no other player walking that can do that and Lebron’s not in the playoffs this year. So who’s capable of pulling that stunt off?

Sure, KD’s a monster but Golden State didn’t need him. It’s like Batman and Robin going to pick up the Incredible Hulk to help them fight the Riddler. They always beat him at his game with just the two of them.

Check this out playa, without KD they finished off Houston and have now beaten the dog snot out of Portland in Game 1. They’ll probably sprint through the Trail Blazers with their eyes closed and blast whoever comes out of the East. Why? Because they are a much better TEAM with or without KD.

The ball moves better without Durant in the lineup and The Splash Brothers reunite when KD isn’t playing. Again, what’s the point in having KD when you can win without him? Now ole boy is sitting in the cut hoping that they start struggling without him because his value to Golden State is about to go right through the toilet if they sprint through these playoffs and win another title without him. That’s why LeBron is so valuable bruh. Take him off of the floor and the team because trash overnight.

I wouldn’t even offer the dun (Durant) an extension if they keep winning. It would be pointless to pay out that type of bread if you don’t need him. Let him walk. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.