Andrew Luck took care of business in Seattle now sit his butt down until Week 1! “Safe”

Andrew Luck looks great in first action in 19 months! Photo: Getty Images

NERVOUSVILLE, IN. — The moment everybody had been waitin’ for has come and gone. Andrew Luck is still standin’ and it feels great for not only him but for Colts fans all over town. The 6 year quarterback led his team on two scorin’ drives both were field goals but nobody actually cares about the points scored. He finished completin’ 6 of his 9 pass attempts for 64 yards and a big boost of confidence.

The only thing people wanted to see was ole boy throwin’ the football and gettin’ up after bein’ hit. Luck was hit twice and bounced right back up like he’d never been away. Can you believe that he hadn’t played since Week 17 of the 2016 season? That’s a total of 19 months or 585 days dependin’ upon how you would like to count it since he’s been sidelined with a surgically repaired right shoulder.

Speakin’ with reporters after the game he had this to say, “It was a little bit of the pressure was off, in a sense, and I really had fun. I really enjoyed it. I didn’t quite know if I would have this much fun again playing football.”

Well playboy…Colts fans sure did have fun watchin’ it. Even though it was a preseason game folks around here were as nervous as he was leadin’ up to kick off. I’ve never seen anything like it. The question around town was, “What do you think? Do you think he’s goin’ to be alright tonight?” Then there was, “I hope he doesn’t get hit on that shoulder.”

Luck went on to say durin’ his post-game press conference, “The first play is always a little nerve-wracking in any game, in a sense, but especially this one,” Luck said. “After that it sort of slowed down and the rhythm, the flow of a huddle, calling a play, knowing where the play clocks are, getting to the line of scrimmage, showing what your queues are, that operations that takes over. For lack of better word, it felt natural.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Now that he’s proven that he’s able to play in a game. I say sit that dun down until the season starts. Don’t take any chances with him for the rest of the preseason. He’s been hit so much in the past that it’s not worth puttin’ him back out there. Season ticket holders want every bit of what Andrew Luck has to offer this year. Not a 75 percent, not 50 percent but 100 percent of what he can do and foolin’ around with him in the preseason goin’ forward would be crazy.

We’ve seen him throw the football, get hit and get back up. We’re good!! Welcome to the 2018 season!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!