Reuben Foster’s at it again. The San Francisco 49er’s outstandin’ rookie linebacker, which finished second on the team in tackles with 72, can’t get out of his own way. On Sunday he was arrested for the second time in less than a month, this time on charges related to domestic violence, threats and possession of an assault weapon. An assault weapon bruh? He was released Sunday night on $75,000 bond.
He was arrested in Tuscaloosa back on Jan. 12 and charged with second-degree marijuana possession, a Class A misdemeanor in Alabama. Ole boy was released later that night on $2,500 bond.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Is anybody surprised that he’s been arrested twice since the season has ended? He started his NFL career off actin’ a fool at last year’s Combine. Remember when he didn’t even get to participate in workouts because he was sent to the crib early for gettin’ into a heated argument with a darn hospital worker? To make matters worse he produced a diluted urine sample, which is considered positive under the NFL policy. So he started the season in the NFL’s substance abuse program.
If the dun can’t show up to the biggest job interview of his life and fly right you already know that everything else is off of the table. This is his first off-season in his life with some bread too? Aw, he’s just gettin’ started bruh. He may get arrested three or four times before it’s over.
He’ll be suspended for the entire season at the rate he’s goin’. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s not out of the league within a year. When a dun can’t get out of his own way and won’t listen to folks around him he’s on a career suicide mission to destroy it all. He doesn’t want to play football bruh. He wants to act a fool like Big Momma used to say. One thing he can’t say when it’s all said and done is that nobody told him that he was destroyin’ a chance of a lifetime. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!