CLEVELAND, OH. — Well playas…Game 4 will be played at Quicken Loans Arena tonight with the Cavs on the ropes bleedin’ from the mouth. Golden State just has too much fire power for these boyz. There isn’t a single person with an ounce of sense that thought LeBron could beat a team full of assassins that could shoot from anywhere on the floor when everyone on the floor can create their own shot.
They’re down 3-0 to no one’s surprise because, let’s face it, they’re a flat out better team. The best TEAM always wins the NBA Championship. Well…almost always. We saw LeBron literally beat Golden State in 2016 after bein’ down 3-1 to a 73-9 team. And let me stop all of you LeBron haters from regurgitatin’ the foolishness that Kyrie was the reason why they won that series.
Just in case you forgot, the King James led BOTH teams in points, rebounds, assists, blocks and steals to carry the Cavs out of a 3-1 hole to win a title in Cleveland of all places. Let’s just remember that.
But you’ve got to be a complete psychopath to think that he had a shot of beatin’ that same team after they’ve added Kevin Durant. They’re a four-headed monster that is impossible to beat four times with one and a half players. Kevin Love has shown up to some degree but you’ve got straight up shooters on the other side of the floor.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Even though LeBron is on the verge of bein’ swept I need boyz to put his efforts against the best TEAM in the league into perspective. Through three games in these Finals the dun has averaged 38 points, 11 assists and 9 rebounds but sideline barber shop-type cats are screamin’ that he’s not doin’ enough. What!!!?
Let me say that again playa, 38-11-9!!! Kevin Durant went off in Game 3 for 43 points, 13 rebounds and 7 assists and boyz lost their freakin’ minds!! Bruh…like my man Colin Cowherd said the other day, “When LeBron drops numbers like that it’s just Tuesday.” That’s the difference between Durant’s game and LeBron’s game right now and KD is the second best player in the league. In other words, LeBron’s in a lane all by himself.
The major difference in this series is that Golden State is loaded with shooters. In Game 2 Steph lit it up for 33-8-7. The same guy isn’t killin’ ‘um every night and doesn’t have to. They actually have the luxury of takin’ the night off or havin’ a bad game like Steph did in Game 3 goin’ 1 for 10 from behind the arc and finishin’ with 11 points. Problem? No problem playa, next shooter up.
Tonight Klay might unload on a boy to close this foolishness out in a sweep of the Cavs but that’s not a bad reflection of LeBron’s efforts or legacy. The dun is AVERAGIN’ 38-11-9 in the Finals!!!! He’s puttin’ up darn near a triple double against possibly the best team to EVER play in the NBA!!! Stop with this foolishness!!! And now you can stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
3) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!