SPEEDWAY, IN. (I’m covering the Indianapolis 500 but had to write this joint) — Well playas…for those of you that thought that the Houston Rockets had enough in the tank to knock off the Golden State Warriors. They re-assured boyz on Saturday night they they were still the defendin’ champs of the NBA by beatin’ the brakes off of them 115-86.
Yeah I know that Houston had the boyz from Oakland on the ropes bleedin’ from the mouth and they were about to say Uncle Junior down 3-2 goin’ into Game 6. And it even looked bleak in the first half of Saturday night’s contest when James Harden and Co. were up 61-51 at the break.
Harden had 22 of his 32 points by halftime and Eric Gordon was ballin’ outta control with 16 of his 19 points. That would have been great if they didn’t have to play the third quarters of these darn games. Golden State is THEE best third quarter team in the NBA bruh!
So let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Houston did an excellent job of playin’ defense through five and a half games and they hung on for as long as they could. Now the knot has come loose at the end of the rope and their in trouble. Can you say hand burns? They allowed Houston to outscore them 64-25 in the second half of Game 6 and that pretty much put the nail in the coffin.
With or without Chris Paul they will wet the bed on Monday night at the crib because they’ve literally blown their wad. They’re not a better team than Golden State and the best TEAM always wins a best of 7 series. Give them their props to takin’ the defendin’ champs to the brink with a Game 7 but it is what it is.
Steve Kerr and Co. will come out and beat them like they stole somethin’ in front of Big Momma, Aunt Lucy and Man-Man nem and send them on their merry way. It was good while it lasted but Golden State is Golden State!!
When they’re shootin’ the ball it’s simple math bruh! Three is always more than two and when boyz can’t stay in front of Steph he’s gettin’ easy buckets from both the field and behind the arc. It’s straight foolishness.
After Monday night it’s back to the drawin’ board for everybody in the West and in another week and a half for everybody in the East too. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”