Everybody and their baby’s momma wanted to see the match up between The Beard and Young Russ on Sunday night! Boyz wanted to see who the real deal was come playoff time. Well playas…both of these duns showed up but the Rockets have what we’ve always known, the better TEAM!! They beat the brakes off OKC 118-87 and went to the crib.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Who’s surprised that Houston jumped all over these duns, stripped them butt naked and literally pulled their skin off? OKC has one guy and he can’t win all by himself. Young Russ has been playin’ by himself all season long bruh! So you already knew that the Rockets were goin’ to put in work on these boyz.
Houston had five cats finish in double figures and everybody but one person on the squad scored. The Beard dropped off 37 points, 9 assists and 7 rebounds while his ridin’ buddy, Patrick Beverly, finished with 21 points, 10 rebounds and 3 assists.
There’s nothin’ Young Russ can do with that bruh! All he can do is put up numbers to try to keep it close and even that won’t help when you’re out manned. Why? Because the Rockets have a better TEAM. Russ finished with 22 points, 11 rebounds and 7 assists and the only other starter with double figures was Andre Roberson with 18 points.
Stand on your head if you even knew who Andre Roberson is? My point exactly. So don’t be in the barber shop today talkin’ crazy about how The Beard beat the brakes off of Young Russ last night and how he deserves the MVP now. Stop with that foolishness! Russ averaged a triple double for the SEASON bruh! There is no discussion. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!