Why the FBI’s college basketball investigation was a waste of time and money! “Really Bruh?”

Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, is up in arms, or at the very least, shocked by the FBI’s in-depth Investigation of College Basketball. On Friday documents published by Yahoo! Sports fingered players from more than 20 Division 1 men’s basketball programs for breakin’ NCAA rules. Boyz threw cats like Duke, North Carolina, Michigan State, Kentucky, Kansas, Texas etc. under the bus and backed over them again.

They started namin’ current and former players in this foolishness of receivin’ extra benefits and they even caught Sean Miller, the head coach at Arizona, on a wiretap discussin’ a  $100,000 payment to then recruit and now current freshman, Deandre Ayton.

I could go on tellin’ you the details of the investigation but why? Everybody’s intrigued with this foolishness that the FBI is workin’ on but nobody’s askin’ the real question. Why is the FBI involved in a college basketball investigation?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Federal Bureau of Investigations formerly known as the Bureau of Investigations is supposed to be the domestic intelligence and security service of the United States. So why are they wastin’ their time investigatin’ kids and coaches that are playin’ a stupid game? Not only that, they’re wastin’ government resources and tax payer dollars on somethin’ that means ABSOLUTELY nothin’ in the grand scheme of things.

Especially, when we’ve got folks in the highest forms of government pullin’ all kinds of stunts in plain sight!  We’ve got all kinds of foolishness goin’ on and they’re chasin’ behind some cats givin’ kids money to attend their schools? Really? And we’ve got Russia meddlin’ in our democratic process, hackin’ folk’s computers and causin’ all types of chaos around here? But our domestic intelligence and security service is worried about who wins the recruitin’ wars in college basketball? Really?

The only reason that this is even a story is because the FBI is involved. This type of foolishness has been goin’ on since the beginnin’ of time in big time college athletics. It’s not only college basketball but college football as well. C’mon bruh, big time college basketball and football, in and of itself, is a cheat!!! Have you ever wondered why the rich keep gettin’ richer? The same teams have been winnin’ in both sports since we started this foolishness.

They’re makin’ billions of dollars per year off of the backs of young black kids that essentially get nothin’ in return. And please don’t tell me that they get a free education because it costs the university nothin’ to stick a kid into a class. They were goin’ to have the class whether there was 40 kids enrolled or 41.

However, they’ll make in excess of $100 million per year just for enrollin’ the right kids into “said” class or classes, sell his jersey in the bookstore without givin’ him a dime. They’ll sell his likeness for promotional purposes but you’re runnin’ around tellin’ folks that he’s gettin’ a free education.

Then the audacity of the sports writers to publish headlines like “Arizona’s program has gone way out of bounds; Sean Miller must go!” is the epitome of hypocrisy. These cats sing Sean Miller’s praises when he signs the best player in the country but want to turn a blind eye as to how he was actually able to sign him. Then when the dun gets caught those that were kissin’ his butt when he signed the kid suddenly bail.

Everybody and their Uncle LeRoy knows how this game works. There’s no difference in a dun goin’ to Kentucky, Duke, North Carolina or Michigan State. They all win and go deep into the NCAA Tournament and they all have the same chance of gettin’ a boy to the NBA. So what’s the difference in why a kid chooses one over the other? You do the math and stop actin’ brand new.

This has always been the case and anybody winnin’ is breakin’ NCAA rules to get it down. Stop with this foolishness!!

Again, what I wanna know is why the FBI is wastin’ our money investigatin’ somethin’ that doesn’t pose a threat to national security. And namin’ cats that are current and former players accomplishes what? The current players are the best players in college basketball that are about to get drafted anyway. They could give two rips if they actually play in the NCAA Tournament and the duns that are already in the league…well…they’re already in the league!!

So guess what? You just wasted everybody’s time. Sure, Sean Miller and other coaches will lose their jobs but there will be others that will pick up where they left off. Why? Because it’s the nature of the beast. As long as you’re recruitin’ kids that understand their value to these programs there will always be impermissible benefits floatin’ around. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Ms. Jackson: noun – song by rap group OutKast

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!