The Jay Graves Report

Why the Chris Paul trade is a disaster waitin’ to happen! “Waste of time!”

"How much sense did that really make bruh?" Photo: SlamOnline

Golden State has stepped off in the joint, takin’ everybody’s lunch money and sneakers and boyz around the league has straight up panicked!! As we move just days from the official start of free agency on July 1st duns are divin’ out of windows head first tryin’ to boot up to compete with the “Boyz from the Bay.”

Here’s the problem playboy! Golden State is Golden State and you can’t duplicate the foolishness that they’ve got goin’ on out there. They’ve got a team full of unselfish players that love playin’ with one another. Everybody can shoot the three, they spread the floor like nobody’s business and they literally love playin’ with each other. That’s a once in a lifetime situation bruh and boyz are goin’ to have to wait for that to show up on Unsung.

However, on Wednesday the Houston Rockets gave up the entire farm and Big Momma’s favorite pair of patent leather shoes to get Chris Paul.

Check this out bruh, the Clippers traded, Sam Dekker, Patrick Beverly, Lou Williams, DeAndre Liggins, Darrun Hillard, Montrezl Harrell, Kyle Wiltjer,  a top-three protected 2018 first-round pick and $661,000 for CP3. They may as well have just given the duns the entire roster.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Was Chris Paul worth givin’ up half of the darn roster and a top three draft pick when the dun has never been out of the second round? Was it worth bringin’ in another cat to run the point when The Beard was already runnin’ the point last season in his most successful year?

Are you really goin’ to be able to satisfy two ball dominant players on the same team at the same time? I don’t think so playa. It looks good on paper but it’s a disaster waitin’ to happen.

Then I heard boyz talkin’ REAL crazy suggestin’ that the Knicks would buy out Melo and then he would go to Houston too. That makes no sense bruh!! Some of these media-types blow my mind throwin’ this foolishness out there when it makes absolutely no sense.

Didn’t the Knicks just pay Phil Jackson $20 million in an extension to turn around and fire the dun on Wednesday? They still owe Melo $50 million!! Do you really think that they’re gonna let him walk and still have to pay him that type of bread? And even if they were crazy enough to let him walk how does he fit into what the Rockets are tryin’ to do. It makes no sense!!! So you’re goin’ to have two ball dominant cats and a ball stopper on the floor. They’ll kill each other out there bruh and get blown out by Golden State in the process.

Everybody’s tryin’ to weapon up to compete with Golden State when you can’t beat Golden State at bein’ Golden State. Why? Because Golden State is unselfish by nature and that’s almost impossible to find.

Boston is talkin’ about bringin’ in Gordon Haywood and possibly Paul George. However, I still think that the Pacers are stuck with that dun. Whatever is happenin’ in the NBA this summer is shapin’ up to be an interestin’ hoop season next year season.

With all of that said, there’s still only two teams with a chance of winnin’ a title! Cleveland and Golden State. Everybody else is just hoopin’ to be hoopin’ and tradin’ boyz to be tradin’ them. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!