The Jay Graves Report

Why Steve Alford would be OUT OF HIS MIND to leave UCLA for IU! “Trippin'”

"Ummm! I got way too much goin' on right now to talk to you about that playa!"

Ever since the boyz down in Bloomington pushed Tom Crean out of the movin’ vehicle like ole Eddie Kane Jr. last week. The rumor mill has been spinnin’ on possible candidates. Everybody and their baby’s momma keeps bringin’ up UCLA’s Steve Alford because he played at Indiana and he’s from New Castle.

There was even some fake media-type at the First Round of the NCAA Tournament last week that asked the dun what he thought of the job?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Rule No.1 in Sales 101 is, “Never ask a question that has no answer!” Even if he’s interested in the freakin’ job he can’t answer that question bruh.

He’s coachin’ a team that’s currently in the freakin’ tournament you moron!!! There is no answer to that question because he can’t answer it.

Now I have no idea if ole boy is interested in the job or not but it makes no ABSOLUTELY NO sense for him to leave UCLA to go to IU.

He’s coachin’ at UCLA bruh!!! AND HE’S WINNIN’!!! He’s got his boyz in the Sweet Sixteen with a Top 3 draft pick on his roster lightin’ it up!! That’s a recruitin’ tool in and of itself. Kids are knockin’ the door down to get to UCLA right now bruh.

He’s already signed Ball’s little brother and he’s already got a commitment from their youngest brother which will be there in two years. The best player in the state of Indiana his on his way next season as well. Why would he leave that cupboard full and dip from an already historically relevant program when he’s the reason they are relevant again.

He’s in Southern California livin’ the good life as a celebrity among celebrities coachin’ at one of the most historic programs in college basketball history. Did I mention that they were rollin’? Yeah, they’re rollin’!!!!!

IU is in the toilet right now and their administration puts the clamps on how and who he can recruit. At best it’ll take him 3 years just to get his caliber of players in the door and that’s ONLY if IU gives him the freedom to do it his way.

So why would he leave UCLA again? To coach IU? And it’s a has been program that think it’s still in the top 10.

Yo Steve! Take it from a fellow IU grad. You’re better off stayin’ in the sunshine playa. Why start over when you’re already rollin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!