The Jay Graves Report

Why Rick Pitino is just waitin’ on a boy to roll over on him in the interrugation room! “First 48”

In my Johnny Mathis voice, "Yes it's over, Call it a day! Sorry that it had to end this way! No reason to pretend, we knew it had to end someday." Photo: ESPN

Just in case you’ve been sleepin’ under a rock for the past 17 hours the college basketball world has been hit by the Feds like a trap house in the projects in ANY HOOD, USA. Not only did four assistant coaches get popped and indicted but they hit financial managers and a top A.D.I.D.A.S. executive in a fraud and corruption scheme.

Accordin’ to the FBI complaints that were made public, Auburn assistant Chuck Person, Southern Cal’s Tony Bland, Arizona’s Emanuel Richardson and OU’s Lamont Evans were all caught up and are now facin’ federal charges in this foolishness.

However, the dun that hasn’t completely jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth yet is ole Rick Pitino. Although they haven’t named him yet his school is on fire like Mookie the crackhead fell asleep with the pipe in his hand.

Accordin’ to the foolishness found in documents in the FBI investigation there was an agreement between an unnamed staffer at a Kentucky school which we now know is Louisville, the executive at Adidas, James Gatto and others shot $100,000 to the family of a recruit in four installments of $25K each. Once that was complete the dun in question committed to Louisville.

Ole Rick dropped a statement on Tuesday night actin’ like he was completely unaware of this foolishness!  “These allegations come as a complete shock to me. If true, I agree with the U.S. Attorneys Office that these third-party schemes, initiated by a few bad actors, operated to commit a fraud on the impacted universities and their basketball programs, including the University of Louisville. Our fans and supporters deserve better and I am committed to taking whatever steps are needed to ensure those responsible are held accountable. But the FBI and the United States Department of Justice have come to clean up the sport and the mess made by Louisville and other programs.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! C’mon bruh! Every time it’s some foolishness brewin’ somewhere you’re involved. Stop it with the, “I didn’t know this was goin’ on” foolishness. You’re the head coach!!!

Just like when the strippers were runnin’ loose on the yard knockin’ down recruits and players that was revealed in the 2015 NCAA investigation where an assistant coach eventually fell on the sword for you. Remember when ole boy was caught up in the extortion trial in 2010 when ole girl tried to jam him up after he kept his buddy’s keys to the restaurant to have sex with her? Remember that foolishness? He was cleared of any wrong doin’ legally and she went to prison but still it was foolishness nonetheless.

Now this dun is singin’ that he knew nothin’ about 100 grand goin’ to a recruit? That ain’t pocket change bruh. That’s like Nino Brown tellin’ you that he knew nothin’ about G Money makin’ side deals with boyz usin’ his weight. C’mon bruh! He’s the head coach! That’s like Joe Paterno tellin’ boyz that he knew nothin’ about his boy Jerry Sandusky bein’ a pedophile. Now it’s all fallin’ out of the closet that JoePa knew it all.

Yeah and I know that Rick’s only still employed at Louisville because of his resume. He’s the second most accomplished active coach in the game right now. Ole boy’s won two national titles, been to the Final Four seven times, won 770 games and he’s in the Hall of Fame. He’s been untouchable with that resume up to this point even with the NCAA about to do damage to Louisville for the sex-scandal. He’s already been suspended for seven games this season and they missed the NCAA Tournament last season as a result.

However, with the feds sittin’ in a boyz livin’ room ole Rick ain’t survivin’ this foolishness. Why? Because just like at the other four schools named in this chaos boyz are about to start singin’ like Luther Vandross in that interrogation room.

On First 48 you always wait a boyz says two things; 1) You got a cigarette? and 2) Let me call my momma!  When you hear that everybody affiliated with him is about to go to jail bruh because he’s tunin’ up to sing. So look for Rick to get caught up in all of this, and ole Bruce Pearl can’t seem to stay out of trouble either. Y’all know he just got the Auburn job and his top assistant Chuck Person was the first dun named in this investigation. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole Boy: noun the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo is real talk today!