The Jay Graves Report

Why ole Boogie Cousins ain’t gone make it in New Orleans bruh! “Jessup”

"What I do now bruh?"

One of my childhood and oldest friends by the name of Vincent Goods always says, “People don’t change times do!” Well playas…ole DeMarcus Cousins, in my Comin’ to America voice, “His momma call him Boogie! I’m call him Boogie” hasn’t changed a bit since gettin’ traded to New Orleans. The only thing that has changed about that dun is his diet! He’s probably eatin’ more seafood gumbo these days.

Ole boy was fined 50 stacks this week for cursin’ out fans on the road in LA and in Utah on Sunday and Monday respectively after video surfaced on Tuesday that a fan took of him goin’ in on a boy after bein’ taunted. He was already suspended last week for pilin’ up his 18th technical foul of the season. The NBA issues an automatic suspension after every second technical once a dun reaches 16 on the season. So now he’s treadin’ dangerous waters the rest of the way bruh because you already know boyz are goin’ to come at him.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Boogie ain’t gone make it bruh! That dun is like Colonel Nathan Jessup at this point. Boyz are goin’ to badger him the rest of the way and he’s gonna take the bait hook, line and sinker!! He can’t help it. “Did you order the Code Red? You got darn right I did!!” And that’s the edited version!

Everbody and their baby’s momma thought that dun would show up in New Orleans and be a changed man. Bruh…he is who he is and because boyz know that they’re goin’ to light his fuse EVERY night in EVERY arena. He’s goin’ to curse boyz out, get into foolish squabs and get additional techs, pile up more fines and piss off the mild mannered Anthony Davis.

At that point their goin’ to ship him out of New Orleans and the Boogie project will be over. Listen to what I’m tellin’ you and you can stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Stack: noun – one thousand dollars

3) Colonel Nathan Jessup: noun – the dun from the movie ” A Few Good Men” that ordered the Code Red.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!