There’s only room for one Cinderella in the Final Four and I’m cool with that!!! As long as it’s only one playa. Loyola-Chicago has shocked the world by comin’ out of the South Region where everybody and their baby’s momma wet the bed.
So many cats soiled the mattress that I can’t even keep count of who Big Momma needs to jump on today. The No.1 overall seed Virginia fell apart on day one of the freakin’ tournament gettin’ not only beaten but drug up and down the floor by some duns that changed clothes in the car on the way to the game.
Then No.2,3,4 and 5 just laid down and died for no stinkin’ reason. So give Loyola-Chicago their props for holdin’ it down and comin’ out of Atlanta alive.
No.3 Michigan jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth to come out of the West by beatin’ No.9 Florida State in an Orange Bowl matchup in LA which should be the Rose Bowl but it ain’t.
Now that half of the Final Four is set we can live with whoever wins on Sunday to complete the deck. Why? Because we’ve got No.1 Kansas takin’ on No.2 Duke in the Midwest and No.1 Villanova choppin’ it up with No.3 Texas Tech in the East.
As long as we’ve got some big boy names goin’ to San Antonio next week I’m cool with that. I was not about to schedule my weekend around some cats like Loyola-Chicago, Florida State (basketball), Marshall and darn Clemson or any other combination of foolishness. The Cinderella thing is cool on the first weekend bruh but not the second and definitely not the third. Now Michigan just needs to beat the brakes off of them next Saturday to restore the order.
Loyola-Chicago is goin’ to get out there next week and boyz are goin’ to turn the lights on full blast. They’ll be some deer in headlights by Saturday mornin’. By the time they tip it off they’ll be unconscious staggerin’ around like Ned the Whino on Good Times. Michigan will blow the doors off of these cats on GP and save our Monday evenin’ title game from bein’ a waste of time. Loyola-Chicago has never seen the amount of media attention they’re about to get this week in their lives.
Duns that were datin’ a 2 last week has all of a sudden shown up last night with a cosmetic 10. In other words this dun was datin’ Alice the Goon last week ands now he’s datin’ Beyonce’. He can’t keep it his priorities straight this week and Saturday will be sittin’ on his lap before he knows it. It’ll be halftime by the time he wakes up from this dream and by that time it’ll be too late. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!