REAL TALK, USA — After LeBron signed with the Los Angeles Lakers everybody and their baby’s momma sat in the cut waitin’ for LaVar Ball to start talkin’ crazy. You already knew that he couldn’t help himself right? So here he goes.
In a video posted by Overtime ole boy was on full tilt when he said, “Lonzo ain’t going to play off the ball. How’s LeBron going to play point? Lonzo will be pushing, and he’ll get it out of his hands too quick.”
The dun goes on to say, “All James has got to do is run the lane and the pass [from his son Lonzo] is going to be right on the money. The four-time MVP ain’t gotta worry about dribbling the ball 42 times, coming down there and making a play. We’re going to play so fast, he’ll throw [James] touchdown passes and he’ll be scoring all day.”
Ole boy even went so far as to say, “Lonzo makes everybody better, including him.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! As crazy as LaVar sounds he’s right. LeBron’s so good that he can literally play every position on the floor and he does all night every night. However, that’s not good for the TEAM. That’s why Kyrie dipped bruh!!!
You can’t play everybody’s position and then expect for the other players to find their rhythm durin’ the course of a game. James Naismith invented the game to be played by five players; a guard, a center and two forwards. Now they call them the 1,2,3,4 and the 5.
It wasn’t set up for the same dun to play all five positions every night. So in essence LaVar isn’t really talkin’ crazy. Now don’t get it twisted, against lesser opponents LeBron can walk through those teams. However, when he gets to the best of the best of teams, a la Golden State, in the Finals he can’t win doin’ that.
He needs to have five separate players with specified skills sets to come out on top in a 7 game series.
Jordan and duns like Kobe were so successful because they had cats that played their positions and they stayed out of their way. LeBron’s still the best all round player we’ve ever seen but in order to win at the highest level you’ve got to have skilled played at every position not just one that can play all positions.
So boyz can call LaVar crazy all they want to but he knows basketball. He may not have the proper tact but he’s right. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
3) Full Tilt: adjective – all the way live.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!