Everybody with at least one eye and an ear knew that LaVar Ball had the potential to keep toppin’ all of the foolishness he’s been doin’ since his eldest son, Lonzo, enrolled in UCLA a year ago. He’s like Donald Trump’s black twin brother. When you think the dun can’t be anymore outrageous he proves the naysayers wrong.
On Monday ole boy completely jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth and did a summersault head first off of the cake stand into the punch bowl. He took his son, LiAngelo, out of UCLA because he’s been indefinitely suspended for shopliftin’ in China.
He tells ESPN, “I’m not sitting back and waiting. He wasn’t punished this bad in China. We get back over here and the consequences were even stiffer than China. So basically they’re in jail here.” WHATTTT!!!?
He goes on to say, “I’m going to make him way better for the draft than UCLA ever could have. He’s not transferring to another school. The plan is now to get Gelo ready for the NBA draft.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! None of this has anything to do with LiAngelo Ball bruh! This is about LaVar bein’ selfish. To make the statement that the consequences at UCLA are worse than those in China tells you EVERYTHING you need to know.
His son could have been sittin’ in a Chinese prison right now and he’s sayin’ that not hoopin’ and bein’ at home is worse? That’s called bein’ selfish to the tenth degree. What are you teachin’ the darn kid? By pullin’ him out of school you just taught him that he’s above the law and that he shouldn’t be subject to any of the rules.
So if he does eventually get drafted, he’s goin’ to be a train wreck because nobody has taught him how to behave or follow basic rules. I’ll tell you what I’ve been tellin’ boyz all of my life. “Money’s like alcohol bruh. It doesn’t change you playa. It just brings out what’s already inside of you. So if you’re a broke fool you’ll simply become a rich fool. In this case he’ll become a rich thief with a crazy daddy. That’s a recipe for disaster I don’t care how you slice it.
Sittin’ and not playin’ this year could have been the best thing to ever happen to the kid. Takin’ away what he loves to do forces him to reflect on the foolishness that he did. By takin’ him out of school tells him that what he did wasn’t a problem. LaVar Ball just advocated that foolishness.
It would make sense to allow the kid to learn from the mistake before he attempts to walk into a world full of vultures. However, his old man thinks he knows it all and he’s simply leadin’ him into a dungeon of despair because he feels entitled to do whatever he wants to do like stealin’ sunglasses in China.
This whole situation is about to be a dumpster fire bruh! He’s already pulled his youngest boy, LaMelo, out of high school and now LiAngelo out of college. I guess they’ll both run pick up games in the drive way to prepare for the NBA. Yeah playa, good luck with that and stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!